𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐘 . 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝖻𝗎𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗍

• 𝐈𝐈𝐈 ✦ 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗌. ♡

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uh, hey this is the guy i met earlier right?

oh yeah, how did you get my number?

what do you mean-
WE EXCHANGED CONTACT NUMBERS EARLIER

i dont know what youre talking about

just stop lying

youre lying is so obvious

alright alright fine
anyways i havent gotten your name yet

i really haven't got your name by the way
oh-
PAHAHAHAAHAH-

jinx 😇✨

i havent done that in a text honestly-

i guess we really got fast hands, yknow?

yknow what else are you good at..? /j
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you really could say that yeah
btw, my names audrey. :)

the names wilbur. a real pleasure to meet you.

me too!

anyways do you live here? because i havent
seen your face here honestly.

dumbass no i dont.. duh.
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oh uh, i dont

oh! no wonder why

why? is something really WRONG with it?

i mean, i wouldn't say WRONG, just a thought.

are you suuuure? 🤨🤨🤨

OF COURSE I AM-

aud-RAY 🤪

wimblur 🙄🙄🙄

how did you know my nickname 😨😨

what do you fucking mean by that-
OH
your nickname is 'wimblur'? BAHAHHAHAHA 😭😭

EYYY!
its not my fault my chat sometimes calls me that...
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my friends created that nickname, not me okay?

wimblurrrr 🥺👉👈
PFFFTTTF PAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHH-

STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! its not funny

whH-im-blurRAHHh 🤩🤩✨

STOP I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOPPP 😾

whyyyyyy?? =[

because yes >=[

but wil you stop calling me 'aud-RAY' though?

nope

WELL STOP CALLING ME THAT!

or else what??? LITTLE LADY?

1st, i stopped calling you 'wimblur'
2nd, dont call me that, im not short
3rd, or else i will call u 'wimblur' once again and
maybe even mock your bri'ish accent you wanker