No Return (Jerza)

The Great Erza Wars

Jellal POV

"Don't throw your shoes at us!" I yell at the real Ultear.

"Yeah! One of those serpants might get them!" Gray says. "but back to what we were talking about!"

"Yeah!" I shout. "Natsu! Don't you hate him? Back me up!"

"Never! ERZA BELONGS IN FAIRY TAIL!"

"WELL SHE CHOSE CRIME SORCIERE!"

"BECAUSE OF YOU, TATOO DUDE!" Gray roars.

"Oh. wow. Tattoo Dude. Is that the best you could come up with, Ice Drooler?"

"Yeah! Even I could come up with batter! Uh- Jelly Bean!" Natsu stomps his foot.

"Nice one Pink Punk!" Gray attempts to high five Natsu.

"Ah! Don't touch me Cold Sore!" Natsu flinches away.

"Guys... Are we done with the insults?" Lucy whimpers.

"Not even blondie!" We all yell. She sighs defeatedly.

"Nice try Love Rival. Only I can calm the Gray-Sama." Juvia quietly laughs.

"Stay away Waterloo!" Gray points at her.

"Well aren't you being especially Cold Hearted, my love." She grunts.

"The Red Head belongs to us!" Gray punches me.

"Not if Miss. Fancy Pants chose us!" I kick his stomach.

"The Confused Dictator is ours!" Natsu tackles me.

"I think we should hear Erzas side..." Lucy stutters.

"Juvia agrees with the Love Rival mage."

"Juvia, I'm a celestial wizard. My spirits come through gate keys." Lucy crosses her arms across her chest.

"Hey Natsu. If her boobs get any bigger they'll need their own key..." Happy whispers pervishly into the pinkettes ear.

"Tom cat! That is not of importance!" Carla slaps the blue cat.

"You all need to shut up!" Ultear bellows.

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A/N: sorry it's short but I promised to update today. I've been asking for help from you guys for way too long. this book has so many reads, someone should help me. I look on other books and people are eager to help other writers! If you don't at least try, you obviously don't want an update on this book.

Question: true or false, at one point Erza dressed up as Frosch.