Gona Heda (The 100)

Ep 12/Chap 16

Dudes.

I am about to be the death of Bellamy Blake.

And surprisingly, no it's not the other way around.

"What the hell is the matter with you?" Bellamy marchers over to sterling who had accidentally wasted a bullet.

I cant blame him much, honestly. Bellamy has us working nonstop with minimum hours of rest.

And yes, I said "us".

He actually managed to get me off my lazy ass and work!

Well, not really cause all I'm doing is standing guard.. but technically daydreaming about traveling to mars without a rocket ship and instead relying on my farts.

I genuinely think it's a solid idea.

That was until I remembered that one time murphy farted into a glass back on the ark and lit a match, tossing it into the glass.

Uhm...

Actually, I lied.

It was me, not Murphy.

10/10 recommend doing it.

(A/N: please don't.)

I also came up with this AWESOME plan to sneak into a grounders camp, kidnap their babies and children, and make our own army!

Im not exactly sure how to get to that point though but I could bribe them with our super cool guns or something..

Bellamy said it was an awful idea.

This is why no one listens to him.

"I'm sorry, man. I fell asleep. I've been on watch all day." Sterling stresses.

"We've all been on watch all day! That bullet was one less dead grounder."

"Uhm. what makes you think we'd have 100% accuracy with our shots anyways.." I drift off and let my voice die down because Bellamy is currently gripping onto his gun like he's about to raise it up and shoot me.

"Bell, you're scaring people." Octavia says.

"Including me." I speak up.

"Good! They should be scared!" Then Bellamy continues ranting and honestly I don't think it's worth wasting our time on.

How about we recap some key moments from today!

Bellamy has been forcing murphy to work longer hours and Murphy didn't complain. Shocker.

I didnt feel like objecting for him though cause I would've gotten more hours myself..

Bellamy came to check up on him at one point for some reason and... well...

Murphy barfed.

On Bellamy's shoes.

Then on his hair when Bellamy looked down to look at his shoes.

Then murphy teared up a bit.

And I was called in for a therapy sesh.

Not for Murphy. For Bellamy.

Then it turned into a gossip session about Finns ex girlfriends on the ark. He was actually quite the player before raven.

Explains his cheating tendencies.

Please don't tell him I said that.

After that I went to check up on Murphy and he ended up being completely fine.

A few hours later, he got in a fight.

Of course he did.

He was doing so well but at least this time he didn't pee on someone. And he lost the fight. Although for some reason I had this horrible feeling in my gut. And I made him swear to me this,