Helluva Boss: I.M.P'S Newest Employees (18+)

5. Date Night Spy

One morning, Rhys and Stolas were playing basketball. DeeDee was watching as he sat on the bench on the sidelines. They played for hours as DeeDee watched. "You guys still ain't tired?" He asked, noticing how wet Rhys and Stolas' shirts were from sweat. "Oh no I've been tired since last night, I haven't slept." Stolas said. "What, too busy being railed by my boss?" Rhys laughed. "No, quite the opposite! I don't know why but it's like our spark is gone!" "How do you mean?" "It's... robotic, he just does it, no foreplay, no nothing! It's scaring me, what if something's wrong?" "Listen Stolas, I think it's fine, maybe it's just a walk to water." DeeDee said as he handed him a bottle. "What do you mean by that?" "You see, think of good sex as water. Now this portion of time is walking to the water. You got to give it time, but you'll get there." "Yeah I guess you're right." Stolas said as he took a swig of water. "So how are you guys, you know, love life and all." Rhys spat his water out as DeeDee looked away and blushed. "U-uh, umm, well, you know, that's kinda weird stuff for a man of your stature to ask us." Rhys said. "Oh come on, we're all friends here, it's alright." Stolas smiled. "Oh, umm, well if you insist, I think I'm going great with Emily!" Rhys said with a big grin on his face. "When's the last time you went on a date, that wasn't the big beach break, like 1 on 1?" DeeDee asked, he knew the answer to this already. "One and a half months ago!" He said proudly. "What?! I know me and Blitzy don't go on dates, but you and Emily fall rely do, worse than me!" Stolas exclaimed as he almost threw the water bottle high into the air. "Well, you know, I just wanna spoil her when I can and I haven't been able to. Money isn't as tight as it used to be, but it's still not enough to splurge like that. And I don't want her to waste her money on me!" "What if I convinced Blitzy to give you a bonus?" "You would do that for me man?" "Of course I will, we are friends after all!" "Thanks man! You are a life saver!" Rhys exclaimed as he hugged Stolas. DeeDee had been silent the whole time, he felt uncomfortable about talking about his life to others. "Well, what about you, DeeDee?" Stolas asked as Rhys let go. "Oh, well, umm, it's kinda boring, you know." "You don't get laid, do you?" Rhys asked, "Yeah, I don't. But to be honest, I don't think I am. What if she doesn't like it, what if I don't, what if Blitz murders me over this, or worse, she breaks up with me?!" DeeDee began to go into a panic attack as he hyperventilated. "Woah dude, calm down, it's gonna be fine." Rhys said, but Stolas sat for a moment to think. "DeeDee, you are a strong, kind hellhound!" He said as he wrapped his arm around DeeDee, breaking him from the illusion. "I know you'll do fine, just trust each other. Now then, come on, you and me DeeDee, I'm gonna whoop some ass!" Stolas walked back onto the court. "Y-yeah, I can!" DeeDee said as he sprung up and walked towards the court.

After Basketball was done, everyone went home. When DeeDee got home, Blitz was on the phone. "You mean you just wanna talk? I mean, can't it be done on the phone? Alright, yeah, I will, hold on." He put the phone down on the table and walked over to DeeDee. "I need the keys." He said as he opened his hand. DeeDee dropped them into the open hand and sat on the couch covered in sweat. "Yeah, I'll be over in like 20 minutes." He said as he hung up the phone. Then the I.M.P manager left, slamming the door behind him. DeeDee sighed, he knew he was in the house, all alone. Later Blitz arrived at Stolas' palace. Octiva was outside to say hello. "Hey Blitz, um, my dad's in the dining room." She said as Blitz got out of the car. "Oh... that's new. Alright, thanks kid." He said as he walked inside. When inside, he walked to the dining room, and he was surprised by what he saw. Stolas was just sitting there, fully clothed and looking directly at him. "Hello Blitzy, I've been meaning to do this for a while." "What is this, dinner then fucking?" "Oh Blitzy, no no no, I just, you know... it feels different suddenly. I just can't understand why we feel, like, we're lacking in passion." He said as he got some wine on the table. "Well, I mean, I could cover you in chocolate." He said as sat down. There was a moment of silence between the two. "Listen Blitzy, I think we should try going out more, to things like the theater or to dinner." "Well, I mean, I guess I could try that." "We'll make sure it isn't like last time. You know, with the spying and all- unless you're spying on me!" "Yeah, okay, so how about like in two weeks?" "Splendid." A butler then walked in, he had some steak on two plates for the two to eat. "Still want me to bone you after this?" "Oh yes please." Stolas said as he began cutting the meat. "Oh, and by the way, on the topic of dates, Rhys kinda wanted me to ask you this. He wants something like a paid vacation or a bonus so he can take his girlfriend Emily out, trying to keep the love alive." He said as he ate a slice he had made. "Hmmm. Hmmm. Fuck it, I'll call him up and give him this weekend." Blitz said. He got up and walked over to a phone. "Yello, Rhys speaking." "Hey kid, I'm giving you this weekend off, like, paid vacation." "Oh, thanks boss man, really, I appreciate it." "Yeah yeah, don't do shit I wouldn't do." "You got it." And Blitz hung up the phone. "Now I wonder if he was boning his girl or not right then and there." Blitz said after walking back to the table. "Kids these days, so different for us from back then."