Helluva Boss: I.M.P'S Newest Employees (18+)

8. Double Trouble

When Rhys returned on Monday morning, all he could do was talk about his weekend with Emily. "And then Blitz appears at the Pizza place we were at!" He exclaimed to DeeDee. "Yeah? What happened next?" "Alright fuckers, we got some jobs for the day, and then we're closing up shop." Blitz said as he walked into the meeting room. "Alright, we're going as a group this time because it's just one big old mob family." "M-mob family?!" Rhys stammered. "Is everything okay bro?" DeeDee asked his best friend. "Yeah, totally." "Alright, don't worry guys, we'll be there for like an hour, tops!" The I.M.P manager as he grabbed the book. He opened the portal and he jumped through, followed by the others.

When they arrived, I.M.P crew noticed the mob family staring at them. "The fuck are you guys supposed to be, cosplayers?" The father asked them. "Yeah, we're the killers of bitches and hoes." Blitz replied smugly. "What the fuck is that? A TV show?" "He's just joking. We're actually here to kill you." Rhys said before grabbing his pistol and aiming it at the mother. "Bring it on bitch!" She yelled as she gave her family some shot guns. "Oh no, I don't think you realize it but the only one that's dying here today is you." The father said as he snapped his fingers and in a second, the I.M.P crew were surrounded by dozens of men and women, armed with guns pointed at all their heads! "Oh we got to do this shit again." Millie said as she got her ax. "Let's kill some bitches!" Blitz yelled as he ducked down and started to run into the people, shooting them one at a time while moving around. Rhys punched someone in the face, and then another, and another! He was going through the people using a barrage of fists to carve a path. Moxxie was following him, putting bullets in his everyone's heads as he went along. Loona grabbed Millie's hands and started to spin her round and round, until she threw her spinning into the enemy, cleaving through them! "What the fuck do I pay you for?! Kill them!" The father yelled. The people got into motion, charging at DeeDee as he just sat there. "DeeDee, what the fuck are you doing?!" Blitz yelled as he shot another person. The hellhound put on Le Kipper Volant, plugged in his earbuds, and turned to the crowd charging at him. "Yo guys, check out my new weapon." He said as reached for the duffle bag of weapons the crew would use. He grabbed a katana out and pulled it out of the sheath and cut through six people! He began slicing through people. "You aren't the only one that got a new weapon!" Rhys called as he grabbed the duffle bag. He pulled out a pair of pistols and began to shoot people in the crowd. "When the hell did you guys get these?!" Moxxie asked. "Before I went on break." Rhys said. "I did it last night." DeeDee replied. Soon all that was left were the Mob family. "What the fuck was that bullshit?!" the Mob father said. "Kids, do as I taught you!" The mother said and the children fired their guns one after another. They giggled and laughed. "They're all fucked up." Blitz said as he pulled out his sniper. "I'll take the children, you guys take the parents." Blitz said as he prepared to fire. "Loona! Launch me!" DeeDee yelled as he ran up to her. "You got it!" DeeDee jumped and grabbed her hands as she spun him around. She sent him flying towards the Mother! She screamed in terror as DeeDee flew into her. He stabbed her in the heart, she screamed and squirmed until there was silence from her, while Rhys crept behind the father. Moxxie and Millie stood in front of him. He drew his gun out and prepared to fire at them when Rhys crawled up his back and slit his fat throat wide open! "You fuckin- bhehal." He sputtered as he dropped to the ground. Blitz finished off the kids and began to reach for the book. "Man, that would suck if we had to clean all this." The I.M.P manager said as he opened the portal. The crew walked over the dead bodies and hopped through the portal one by one. "Alright guys, I think that was a good job, I'll see you all tomorrow." Blitz said as he, Loona, and DeeDee walked out. "Well, cya guys later." Rhys said as he left.

As Rhys went home, he got a text. It was from Emily. "Wanna smash?" She asked. Rhys put his key in his pocket and turned around and walked out. Before he could get out the apartment door, he was stopped by the landlord. "Where do you think you're going?" She asked, putting her finger on him and sliding it down his chest. "Uh, to my girlfriend's house." The Imp replied, starting to feel uncomfortable. He pushed her hand off his chest and walked away.