Helluva Boss: I.M.P'S Newest Employees (18+)

6. Carnival Mayhem

Rhys and Emily woke up, and someone was knocking on the door. Rhys threw on some clothes as he walked to the door. "Heya buddy!" Blitz said as the door opened. "Hey Blitz." Rhys asked in a drowsy voice. "I got a plan for what we can do today. I got us tickets for the circus!" He yelled as he walked in. "Huh?" The Imp asked as he rubbed his eyes. "You two get ready and I'll find us a car." He said as he then walked back out. Emily looked out of the bathroom, still naked as she was trying to get dressed. "What was that?" She asked. "That was our plan for the day I guess." Rhys said, looking at a clock. "Holy hell, we slept in, look!" Rhys showed her a digital clock, the time read 11:04 A.M. "Yeah, we were up till like two in the morning." She replied. She then got dressed in a nice pink dress and walked out with Rhys, shutting and locking the door behind them.

As Rhys and Emily exited the hotel and walked towards the road, they heard a car honking. "MEEP MEEP MEEP MOTHERFUCKERS!" A voice yelled from the car. Blitz pulled up in a very fancy car. "Where did you get this?" Emily asked as she got in the back. "Don't ask too many questions." He said as the three sped off. After a little driving, the arrived at Carnaval. They parked horribly and went to the check in. "Can we get 3 all day tickets?" Blitz Asked as he put his arm on the counter. The man sighed, he looked like he was 16. "Yes sir." The worker said. And he handed them the tickets, they were more like wristbands, and Blitz handed him 100 dollars and they walked inside.

The Two Imps and the Succubus walked around, looking at all the games, rides and vending areas. "Alright lovebirds, these passes will allow you to be able to do anything you want." The I.M.P manager said. "Go have fun you tw-" He turned round, expecting to see Rhys and Emily, instead, there was a four year old male Imp eating an ice cream. "And, they're gone." Blitz said in a sarcastic tone. Emily and Rhys went to a balloon popping game. "Howdy hey, gonna win something for lovely lady?" The Imp at the concession stand asked. The two lovebirds looked at each other and then Emily looked at a heart shaped cushion. Then Rhys placed a five dollar note on the counter and the Imp, who ran the stand, gave him three pins.

Blitz had just bought some Cotten candy when he saw Emily holding both a heart shaped cushion and Rhys. She was kissing Rhys all over his face as she walked toward the I.M.P manager. "What, did you spend all your life savings on her?" Blitz asked, sarcastically. "Nah, I just won her something" Rhys replied with a smug look on his face. "Alright lovefucks, let's go see the main show." Blitz said as he walked towards a tent. Emily plopped Rhys on his feet and the two followed Blitz into the tent. In the dark tent, the two Imps and the Succubus sat beside each other. Then the show began to start. The ringmaster stepped into the centre of the spotlight. "Welcome my bitches, my bros and my non-binary hoes." He announced. The audience perked up, they had never been addressed like this in any kind of circus before. The women in the audience were offended and Rhys was furious. Then the show began with the ring master being whipped off the stage! The crowd suddenly laughed and cheered as a clown stepped into view. He did the normal gags here are there, and would pull up in a clown car each time there was a scene change. The actors performed wonders that the crew never thought they would ever see. The ring master then returned. "Hello there everyone! I'm ringmaster terrier! Friends call me Terry. I want to say that we all here thank you for getting off your lazy asses and taking your children out for some fun!" Then the biggest spotlight came on, revealing all the actors as they began to bow. The clown then stood up before the rest and walked up to the ringmaster and slapped a pie in his face. He grabbed the clown's tail, and made it into a slingshot like system and launched him back to the actors, and the crowd laughed and cheered. "Thank you all and good night!" The ring master finished as the lights went off. They all began to walk out of there, and the I.M.P Manager was the last to exit. "So why did you wanna bring us here again Blitz?" Emily Asked as they walked together. "I dunno, thought you kids might like it." He said as they wandered around. "I mean, I think we did, but last I heard, you hated this kind of stuff." "Well, not everything, just the stuff in the tent most of the time." "What's different about this time?" The I.M.P manager shrugged, "The clown and the ring master were funny." And the crew began to look at the rides. "Check that shit out!" Rhys yelled as he ran over to a roller coaster. He dragged the other two along with him. "Look of the size of that fucker!" Emily exclaimed. The three went to the line and waited. And waited. And waited some more. "You had to pick the fucking longest line." Blitz said as he pointed towards the fast lane they could have entered. "I don't give two flying fucks." Rhys said as his ticket was scanned. The two lovebirds and the I.M.P manager got on a cart with another Imp and they waited for the ride to start. Suddenly, with a clank and a whiz, the ride started with a jump! The four were thrown around a little in the cart. The random Imp being thrown onto Rhys's lap as he was sitting behind Emily. "Bro." He said as the Imp stood up. "Think I wanted to sit on youR dick, bitch?" He asked. He had scars on both eyelids and a bull ring in his nose. "Asshole." Rhys muttered to himself. The ride then went to a 102* angle, as the ride was named and the they began to go faster and faster! They spun in barrel rolled and went through spinning tunnels! They laughed and Blitz nearly barfed several times. When the ride was over, Emily and Rhys had joy written all over their faces, but Blitz just raced for the nearest tin. "That was awesome!" Emily cheered as she picked up Rhys. The other Imp just stared daggers at the two, and walked away.

The two lovebirds and the I.M.P manager were preparing to leave for the day, they all played their share of games and it was getting later and later, the sunsetting, the parks already looking a nice close. "That was awesome Blitz, thank you." Rhys said. "Yeah well don't expect me to be this nice. You are going to be working double time when we get back on Monday." He replied as they headed to the hospital exit. But before them stood an Imp, the same one from the roller coaster. He had gathered all his buddies and had them gather round the exits and only allowed people that didn't match the physical description of Rhys to exit. "You fucked up by starting that shit back there kid." He said as he drew his knife. "No one talks to me like that." "Woah! Calm down man, I don't wanna fight." Rhys said as he put his arms up and began to walk slowly backwards. "Well we all don't get what we want sometimes, do we?" He asked as his buddies began snickering and drawing their knifes too. "I hope you three are ready." Rhys said as they stood in a triangle formation. "Shit's bout to go down." As soon as Rhys said that, one Imp charged at Blitz! He quickly drew his gun and shot him in the stomach, and then reloaded it for a head shot. "We're not after you two, so back the fuck off." He said as he threw another knife at Rhys' feet. "One on one." He said as he ushered his men into two crowds, and they took Blitz and Emily with them. "Let go of us!" Emily demanded as she was carried over towards the stands. "You know, that's a pretty girl you got there, don't mind me taking her after I take a bath in your blood." The Imp laughed. "Like hell you will." Rhys said, arming himself with the knife. The two charged at each other and a brawl ensued. Rhys was used to shooting guns and throwing grenades and stuff, but nothing like close corners combat. The Blade was immediately knocked out of his hand and thrown to the ground. The Imp jumped on Rhys and began to try and force the knife into his left eye! "Thought you would have a better fight in you, oh well, guess that circus was my entertainment for the night." The Imp cackled as he forced the knife closer and closer. Blitz then chucked something at the man's head, and he grabbed the spot with the hand with the knife, Rhys saw his opening and bit the other arm, making the Imp fall over. Blitz had thrown his pistol, and it was loaded. "How's this for entertainment?" Rhys said as he fired it right into the Imp's head! The buddies of the Imp looked around. "WE'RE FREE!" One yelled happily as he jumped into the air. "HOORAY!" The others yelled as they surrounded Rhys and tossed him into the air. "What?" He asked flatly and one of them explained, "He had some of our deepest secrets, and some of our families too, and he said if we didn't do what he said, he would tell the entirety of our families this stuff." They cheered and clapped some more, setting Rhys, Emily, and Blitz down on the ground before returning to their cars and driving off. "So that... fucking what just happened?" Blitz asked as they walked back to the stolen vehicle. "I guess I liberated a hotel's worth of guests of a bad guy?" Rhys said, not very sure. "Well, we can sleep tonight knowing that you're a hero." Emily said. "I doubt you'll sleep, if anything from last night tells me anything Blitz said as he started the engine, and they sped off into the sunset.

When they returned home the following day, Blitz and Rhys came back to find the rest of crew, just Moxxie, in a panic. "Where have you been sir?!" He asked as he jumped at the opened door. "I mean... with Rhys." He answered as he shut the door behind him. "But we had a thing yesterday! I had to take DeeDee with me!" "You said you liked hanging out with me that night!" DeeDee yelled unhappily, crossing his arms and looking away angrily. "I did, but I was meant to go with you Boss!" "Well I texted you I was busy!" "You never explained!" "He and I were in Wrath, okay, calm down Moxxie." Rhys said as he showed photos of him, Emily, and Blitz at the Carnival. "B-but what about the dinner, that wasn't as important to you as a carnival?" Moxxie looked down. "Listen, Moxxie, you and I can go tonight to your dress up dinner thing, can you just shut the fuck up, I'm tired as fuck." Blitz said as he sat down finally. "You promise?" "Yes, I promise now SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Blitz yelled, everyone looked over at Blitz. "Boss, are yo-" "Just shut up." He demanded in a softer tone. Everyone but Rhys and Moxxie left the room almost immediately. "Listen, I'm sorry, I just forgot and then I was having so much fun with Rhys and his girlfriend that I just got carried away, I'm really sorry." Blitz apologized to the Imp as Moxxie sat down next to him. "You know, I think I'll accept your apology this time, but pull that shit again and I'll teach you what I really used to do to Chaz." Moxxie whispered into his ear just like how Blitz would do it, then the two started laughing. "Fuck you, you little shit." Blitz laughed as Millie walked in. "You boys done fucking around? We got some new mission." She said as she handed them some files. The four began to look them over, and then Blitz smirked, "LOONA, DEEDEE, GET IN HERE!" He yelled as he started to sort the files. "Alright, Me and Rhys will tackle these three, Moxxie, Millie, take these three, and Loona, DeeDee, this one is for you, be safe now." Blitz said as he grabbed his book and opened the portal. "Meet back in a few hours here and then we'll leave together." He said as he hopped through the portal. The crew jumped in one by one, and then the portal shut behind them.