Helluva Boss: I.M.P'S Newest Employees (18+)

11. "Hi sirs, I banged your Daughter!"

Rhys' jaw dropped. "Wait, then that would mean-" "Yep, I'm a princess." The next morning at I.M.P, DeeDee noticed Rhys was awfully quiet. "Are you okay dude?" he asked his best friend. "Just learned who Emily's parents are..." Rhys whispered. DeeDee gasped. "Who are they?!" "Shut up!" Rhys yelled as he grabbed DeeDee's snout. "Okay, what the fuck is going on?!" Blitz yelled as he walked in. Rhys quickly let go of his best friend and apologised to him. "It's Asmodeus and Fizzarolli." the Imp whispered. "Speak up!" "It's Asmodeus and Fizzarolli!" Everyone stared at Rhys. "What?" The I.M.P manager asked as he stared into space. "Nothing, Nothing." Rhys replied, trying to act innocent. But instead of Blitz going haywire, Moxxie threw the table at Rhys! "You fucked a royal?!" He yelled. "Okay, I didn't fuck a royal, I fucked his daughter!" "You cheated on Emily?!" Millie yelled. "No, no, Emily is his daughter!" Rhys replied. "Wait wait wait, WAIT! Emily is royalty and you just found out?"Loona asked as she grabbed her face and held it in her hands. "Yes, and now she's going to get me to meet them tomorrow night." Suddenly everyone changed, all ecstatic. "Where are you going?" "What are you wearing?" "What are you doing?" "Can I come with?" Questions flew at Rhys as everyone got excited. "Silence! SILENCE!" He yelled, "One at a time, please!" They all sat down and Rhys began to answer the questions. "We're going to that Italian restaurant we like, I don't know what I'm wearing yet, it'll just be some dinner with me, Emily and her parents, no, it will just be us four!" Rhys rattled off. The five huddled together, after whispering with each other for a bit, they broke and Blitz said, "Rhys, go with Moxxie to his house to get a suit." Rhys shrugged, said his goodbyes, Moxxie waved, and they left. "Alright, you three, we're gonna do a job, and then you two are going to that Italian restaurant in The Lust Ring." Blitz said as a new client walked in. "I need you to kill this fucker!" He yelled in a Scottish accent, holding up a photo with his wife in it. "Right this way sir." The I.M.P manager said. As he opened his office door, the man walked in, and Blitz shut the door behind them.

As Moxxie and Rhys walked to Moxxie's place, Rhys got a little shiver. "What's wrong?" Moxxie asked. "I dunno, guess I'm a little scared of the date." "What, you've been on many dates with her, what's so different about this one?" Rhys look at Moxxie dumbfounded. He gave him a blank stare as he said, "Oh I don't fucking know, her dads are going to be there! Think before you say shit Moxxie!" He said as they entered the apartment. "Sheesh, calm down." Moxxie said as he unlocked the door. Moxxie sat Rhys down in a chair and began to go into his closet. He pulled out an old and raggedy suit. The pants and undershirt were splendid, but the jacket.... "What the hell is that?!"Rhys asked. "I'm going to fix it up, Dur dur fucking dur." Moxxie mocked as he handed Rhys the clothes. "Go change." He pointed towards the bathroom door. However, what went through Rhys' mind was to change right there. As Moxxie turned away, Rhys began to undress. Moxxie, thread and needle in hand, saw a half naked Rhys! "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" He yelled at Rhys. "YOU TOLD ME TO CHANGE!" He yelled back. Suddenly, the two began laughing at Rhys in his boxers. "Ah dipshit, hurry and change." Moxxie chuckled. Rhys hurried and was sitting back down, with the suit on and looking quite splendid. "It's gonna hurt. So just vent or something." Moxxie said as he began to get to work. "Moxxie, I don't know anymore man. Ow, I think it's weird. Me and, Ow, DeeDee were super tight back then. And then we got the job and girl, ow, friends. It's weird, it kinda feels like we're somewhat growing apart. Ow. And then the whole date with Emily thing. What if I, Ow, say the wrong thing, like, 'Oh hi sirs, I bang your daughter every other night!' Like it's so stressful! It's killing me inside! I feel like I'm, Ow, drowning in terror!" "It'll be fine. Next arm." "And the job man, it's getting tough to get to work and home now that I've moved in with Emily. What do I, Ow, do?!" Kiddie swiftly finished the sleeve. The suit was now splendid, with red highlights and gold buttons. Moxxie grabbed Rhys' face, squished it, and pulled it down to his. "It's fine, you're gonna be fine." He let go and Rhys sighed. "I suppose so." The Imp said. He then was guided to a full body mirror. "How do you like it?" Moxxie asked. "I love it. Thanks Moxxie." Rhys smiled. He then left, waving goodbye, and exiting the apartment. "Rhys, is that you?"  A voice asked. Rhys' eyes widened. He knew who it was. It was his old landlord. "Oh crap...." The Imp said as he saw her walking towards him. "Uhhhh. Bye!" He said has he darted past her and ran into the elevator. "FUUUUUUUUUUCK!" The landlord yelled in anger.