Helluva Boss: I.M.P'S Newest Employees (18+)

7. Whoopsie Daisy

The four Imps were racing down the sidewalk, "Blitz, just fucking open it!" Moxxie yelled as they turned down an alley way. "Wait, you dumbass!" He yelled back. "This way!" Yelled a man as he and a small group of people thundered after the I.M.P crew. They turned behind a dumpster and opened a portal quickly before hopping in and tumbling into each other. The four groaned and growled. "Hey guys, welcome back." DeeDee said, staring at his phone. "Hey, Moxxie, quit grabbing my ass." Blitz said as he stood up. "Oh, sorry sir." He said as he pulled his hand away, slow and in discomfort. The four stood up as a client walked to Loona's desk. "Ah! Welcome to I.M.P! I'm Blitz, the o is silent, come see us in my office." The I.M.P manager said as he gestured for the others to follow. Now no one knows why, maybe Blitz was a dumbass and just forgot to close the portal, or perhaps just by accident, as Rhys shut the door behind them, DeeDee tripped on his feet, and fell through the portal which then shut unexpectedly! "Look there!" Yelled a man with sunglasses on, even though it was the fucking dead of night. "Oh fuck." DeeDee said as he got on one knee. "DON'T LET HIM STAND!" Yelled a woman also wearing sun glasses like a dumbass. Three men in suits tazed DeeDee. "Cocksuckers!" He grunted as he collapsed again. "Take him to the holding chamber." The two leaders said as they looked around for anyone else who might be associated with DeeDee. They picked him up and raced away.

"Anyone hear that?" Loona asked as the rest of the gang walked out of the office. "No, I don't think so." Millie said as she looked around. "What did it sound like?" Rhys asked. "Like DeeDee falling." Loona answered. "Oh, that 'Woa-umph!' Sound he makes?" "Exactly." "Actually come to think of it where is DeeDee?" Moxxie asked as he looked around. "Oh shit, did he fall out of the window right there?" Blitz asked as he pointed towards a window that was wide open. "Then I would have only heard the 'Woah-' part of it." Loona replied. Then everyone looked out to find nothing there. "Okay, DeeDee, you aren't fucking funny for this shit!" Blitz yelled as he looked around. Everyone began searching the room for him, but it was like he had just vanished into thin air! "He's not under the table!" Rhys called. "Or on the fan." Moxxie said. "He's not in any of these cabinets." Millie said as she opened and closed everything. "He's not over here." Loona said as she looked around her desk. "Not in my office." Blitz said. Everyone gathered into a circle. "Where could he have gone?" Rhys asked. "Maybe he went to our home? By the time we got back it was past closing, he could have gotten a head start." Blitz said. "Your keys are still there sir." Moxxie pointed out. "He could be walking, he's been saying stuff about exercise for the past few weeks." Millie said. "Maybe, you guys head to your homes to see if he happened to go to your house by any chance, Loonie, we go to our house." Blitz commanded as he went for his keys. "Why would he even leave?" The gothic Hellhound asked. "I don't know, maybe he was longing for one of his meals, I don't fucking know." Blitz said as he opened the door and slammed it behind him. "He knows we're all leaving using that door, riiight?" Rhys asked as they walked for the door.

Rhys bolted for his apartment, an easy distance for him to cover. "Maybe he wanted to see some of our friends!" He thought to himself. He then entered his street, he saw some Bloods in the corner of the street and ran up to them. "Hey, guys, h-have you seen DeeDee?" He asked as he tried to take a deep breath in. "Oh shit Rhys, you look like you could need a breather!" "There's no time for that! Have you seen him or not?!" "...No. Last we saw him he was with you." Rhys' heart dropped into his stomach, he sat down as he began to have a panic attack. "Why are you standing around, he needs some water guys!" One of the Bloods yelled as he helped the Imp calm down. Another quickly went into his bag and found his half empty water bottle and handed it to Rhys, who was staring into a void of nothing. He put his hands on his head as the bloods could do nothing but watch. "Listen, he'll turn up eventually man! Alright, we'll help with fliers or something if you need our help to." One said as Rhys stood up. He drank a little from the water bottle, passed it back, and walked to his apartment complex after thanking the guys for helping with his episode. He then got on his phone and texted the group chat. "He's not here." He said. He walked into his room, passing both his Hellbox one and Sintendo Switch and just laid in his bed. He tried to call DeeDee. But all the phone did was ring and ring.