Helluva Boss: I.M.P'S Newest Employees (18+)

2. Sleeping With The Enemy

"Well done gang, now let's get back to Hell." Blitz said. "Yeah, I'm exhausted" Rhys replied. Rhys then noticed a couple making out and then tears began to drip down his eyes. "Hey, are you okay man?" DeeDee asked his best friend. "Yeah..." the imp replied. "Guys I'm fucking starving and I don't want to wait until we're back in Hell." Blitz said. Then the I.M.P manager noticed a human holding a burger. He quickly grabbed it and shot the human in the stomach with his sniper. "Alright, let's go home." Blitz said. The I.M.P crew were about to go into an Alleyway when Blitz was knocked over by a very tall woman. "Ugh, Verosika" Blitz said.
"Hello Blitzø" the tall woman said before transforming into her Demon form. "Sir are you okay?" Rhys asked his boss, before grabbing his hand and beginning to help him. Rhys then looked up upon the Succubi. There, as their leader was Verosika but one of them stood out among the rest. She was skinny, had long black hair, wore a t-shirt with a heart on it, purple trousers and pink lipstick. Rhys began to blush and let go out Blitz's hand and then the I.M.P manager fell on his ass. "Ow, what the fuck Rhys?!" He yelled. "Oops sorry sir" Rhys replied, grabbing his boss's hand again and helped him back onto his feet. "Anyway, what in the chuckle fuck are you guys doing here?!" The I.M.P Manager yelled. "Well, what are you guys doing here?" The Succubi's leader asked her ex. "Well we've been on a mission" Moxxie said. "And what are YOU doing here?" Blitz asked. "Fucking a guy who has a bigger dick than you" his ex-girlfriend replied. "Alright prick, why the fuck did you knock our boss off his feet?!" DeeDee yelled. "Yeah you tell that bitch!" The I.M.P manager yelled. Then the Succubi began to walk away but before they did DeeDee charged towards Verosika, getting ready to punch her in the face. "Beating time!" DeeDee yelled as he jumped in the air and swung his fist at the succubus. But before he could land a hit, another Hellhound appeared and threw him onto the beach. "Ow!" He screamed in pain. "DeeDee, are you okay?!" Rhys asked his best friend as he ran towards the beach. "Yeah I'm fine" the Hellhound replied. "Man, that Succubus with the heart shaped t-shirt was hot" the Imp whispered to himself. "Wait what?" DeeDee asked Rhys in confusion. "Oh nothing, nothing, just pretend you didn't here that" he replied as he began to blush. "Alright you fuck heads, you all screwed up this time and I'll make you pay for that" Blitz said. "Whatever, come on gang, let's bounce." Verosika said before she opened a portal to the lust ring and then she, the hellhound and the other succubi went in before it closed.

The gang had just gotten back and Rhys was sleeping in his chair and having a dream about his new crush. He was about to go in for a kiss when her head turned into Blitz's. "What the?! Sir what are you doing in here?!" The Imp asked in confusion. The I.M.P manager said nothing and bitchslapped him in the face. Rhys quickly woke up and fell out of his chair! Then he noticed Blitz standing in front of him. "Took you long enough" he said before walking up to the board. "So I've been thinking recently and as a way to speed up the amount of clients we can take at once and I've been think we can put each other into separate teams." Blitz announced. He then presented the board and on it, it read: Team 1, Team 2 and Team 3. Team 1 was Blitz and Rhys, team 2 was Moxxie and Millie and team 3 was DeeDee and Loona. "Um sir," Moxxie started, "maybe we should do two teams instead of three, don't you think?" "Moxxie why do you complain the whole fucking time?" Blitz asked him, sarcastically. "I'm don't, I just think it would be safer." Moxxie replied. Then Loona gave Moxxie the middle finger. "Okay since there are only missions we can take right now, Loonie, DeeDee, stay here. Rhys, you and me will be tackling another mission." Blitz said. Millie then opened a portal and the two teams ran in. As the portal shut, Loona spoke to DeeDee. "Hey, wanna go catch a movie?" She asked him. "Yeah sure" he replied.

The two teams split up. Rhys and Blitz raced towards the target's house. "Sir can I ask you something?" Rhys asked his boss. "Sure what is it?" Blitz replied. "You know that succubus, Verosika? Why did she call you Blitzø?" The Imp asked. "Oh yeah, I used rail her." Blitz said. "That answers my first question but why did she call you Bl-" Blitz stopped, grabbed Rhys' face and whispered into his ear in a threatening voice, "if you finish that sentence, I will shove my dick so far down your throat you won't be able to talk for a week." "Okay, okay, I'm sorry" Rhys replied in fear. Blitz then handed the Imp his sniper rifle. "Listen, you try and shoot the guy in the head, if he doesn't answer the door, I'll go in and kill him myself. Don't fuck it up Rhys" Blitz said. Blitz then ran up to the door. Rhys began to look through the scope and look around. At the neighbour's house, someone was being boned. Then he quickly looked at the sidewalk and saw someone walking by. Blitz hid in a bush as the door began to open. There was the target. The I.M.P manager waited and got ready to spring into action. Rhys then got back on track and blew the guy's brains out! "Bullseye!" Rhys yelled. "What the fuck took you so long?!" Blitz yelled from the bush. "Uh, I fell asleep" Rhys replied. Then The I.M.P manager noticed the succubi walking in the opposite direction. "Were you staring at those succubitches?" He asked his employee. "No, of course not" Rhys replied. "Let's just go, right after we check this guy is one hundred percent dead." "Alright, I'll leave that to you, meet me back at the meeting spot and then we can go back to I.M.P." Blitz said. Rhys inspected the body, the human was in fact dead. "Maybe I shou- no, you promised Blitz I'd meet him at the meeting spot once I made sure this guy was dead. Ah, fuck it, I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago." The Imp said to himself before running towards a beach.