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Carl

My name is Carl Gallagher. I've lived on the south side of Chicago my whole life.

I'm 17.

I live with my five siblings. My oldest sister, Fiona basically lives to support us. She's 21 and can't keep a boyfriend.

My youngest sister Debbie is a pain in the ass. She's going through some slutty phase. She can't get a guy for her life but I mean at least she tries.

My oldest brother is Lip, short for Phillip, he's smart as balls but is too stubborn to use it.

My second oldest bro is Ian. I think he's going crazy. He's the only ginger and I question if he's related to us. Did I mention he's gay? He doesn't have a boyfriend yet.

Finally my youngest brother Liam. He's black but still related to us. I don't know genetics are weird as fuck. He's my favorite because I can use him to pick up chicks. He's cute.

My family is fucked up but don't even get me started on my Dad. Frank described in one word. Asshole.

I've never really been in trouble much. I mean with police and shit. I've been suspended more time than I could count. And apparently I'm the "school bully" but whatever.

I'm looking into getting a job soon. Probably not the best I could get but it makes good fucking money.

I know some kids on the street. Working for a drug business. Some guy named G-Dog. Heard he's bad ass.

If I get known for this my street cred will go way up.

Lookin forward to it.

I'm not really smart so I failed 6th grade. I should be going into 11th grade but since I got held back I'm going into 10th. Whatever.