[049]; AUL Incorrect quotes. [Part VI]

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TheGentleman : Where the hell we gonna get a dead body ?

Veteran : We're gonna dig up Player's dead grandma.

Player : Yeah dude we're gonna dig up-

Player :

Player :  DIG UP PLAYER'S DEAD GRANDMA-

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Punk : Close your eyes bro

Aiden : Ok bro

Punk : What you see bro ?

Aiden : Nothing bro

Punk : That's my world without you bro

Aiden : Bro....

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Engineer : Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gnome : I wrote you a poem.

Engineer [already crying] : You did ?

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Angel : Can I ask a question ?

Stoner : You just did

Angel : …Can I ask two questions ?

Stoner : No.

Angel : Why not ?

Stoner : Because you just did.

Angel : >:(

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Player [through the phone] : Hey, I'm passing by the store. Do you need anything ?

Veteran : Can you get me some of those gay cheerios ?

Player :

Player : You mean fruit loops ?

Veteran : Yeah those.

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Sheriff : If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.

Angel : If ?

Pirate : Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Bro [texting Stoner] : Stoner ! Help I'm being kidnapped !

Stoner : Where are you ?

Bro : I'm with some strange person. In a car. HELP.

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