𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕪 - 𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕦𝕠 𝕊𝕒𝕚𝕜𝕚 𝕩 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

⟨ ℂℍ𝔸ℙ𝕋𝔼ℝ 𝟚𝟛 ⟩

"Coffee jelly <3" - People speaking/Saiki speaking without telepathy

'Coffee jelly <3' - People thinking

"Coffee jelly <3" - Saiki telepathically speaking

'Coffee jelly <3' - Saiki thinking

"Coffee jelly <3" - People speaking English

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Saiki POV

Y/N - "So Saiki, what should we do for our first date?"

Y/N had excitedly come to Saiki's house the day after their little heart to heart, obviously enthusiastic about her first ever relationship. Her keen attitude made Saiki happy, albeit a little annoyed she came here without notice at 10am on a Saturday. He had only just gotten dressed and was yet to eat breakfast.

Saiki - "Is that the first thing you say after barging into my room early in the morning uninvited?"

Y/N - "Yes! I'm your girlfriend now, so surely I should have this privilege."

Saiki - "No."

Y/N pouted at his cold, direct response.

Y/N - "You could speak a bit kinder to your partner, jackass."

Saiki - "Do you not see the irony in that sentence!? Anyway, what are you even doing here so early? Why 10am?"

Y/N - "Because I wanted to spend the whole day with you."

Saiki - "At least give me some notice before."

Y/N - "I wanted to surprise you!"

Saiki was going to ask why, until he realised he'd just receive a ridiculous answer such as "to annoy you". Rather, he decided to address her original question.

Saiki - "Whatever. What do you suggest we do for our first date, then?"

Y/N pondered for a moment. A huge number of ideas were whirling around her head, and Saiki didn't need his telepathy to know they were all activities made to annoy him.

Y/N - "I have some ideas, but you'll hate all of them."

Saiki - "That's seriously all you can think of? Activities to torture me, like how you painted my nails black?"

Y/N - "Yes, precisely."

Saiki - "You're a sadist."

Y/N - "I know."

Y/N interpreted his remark as a compliment, and had a slightly smug look on her face. Saiki rolled his eyes at his insane girlfriend.

Saiki - "How about we just do something normal, like go to a cafe?"

Y/N - "How about karaoke?"

Saiki - "Over my dead body."

Y/N - "Fine. Shopping?"

Saiki - "Shopping? Like for clothes?"

Y/N - "Yes, exactly! And we can go to a cafe after."

Saiki - "Is clothes shopping supposed to be fun?"

Y/N - "Of course it is, you weirdo. Don't you enjoy styling cool outfits?"

Saiki - "No, fashion's not really my thing."

Y/N - "Thought so. Explains that horrid zebra print cardigan you once wore."

Saiki - "My mother chose that, not me!"