𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕪 - 𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕦𝕠 𝕊𝕒𝕚𝕜𝕚 𝕩 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

⟨ ℂℍ𝔸ℙ𝕋𝔼ℝ 𝟚𝟝 ⟩

"Coffee jelly <3" - People speaking/Saiki speaking without telepathy

'Coffee jelly <3' - People thinking

"Coffee jelly <3" - Saiki telepathically speaking

'Coffee jelly <3' - Saiki thinking

"Coffee jelly <3" - People speaking English

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Kusuo POV

Kusuo - 'What the hell is this weirdo doing here?'

Kusuke - "Haha, I bet you're wondering 'What the hell is this weirdo doing here?', right? I decided to surprise you, mum and dad with a sudden visit, and happened to see you walk into the store on my way to the house!"

Kusuo - "So you've been following me around for the past 10, 15 minutes? Freak."

Kusuke - "That's a harsh way to speak to your precious older brother! I was going to speak to you straight away until I unexpectedly saw you with a girl."

The 'girl' he was speaking about was currently standing awkwardly as the pair of brothers continued to go back and forth with one another. Y/N wasn't the greatest at reading social cues, but she noticed that there was some definite tension between them.

Kusuke - "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?"

Kusuo sighed before introducing Y/N, clearly frustrated already with his older brother's antics.

Kusuo - "This is my girlfriend, L/N."

Kusuke - "You have a girlfriend now!? Isn't that adorable?"

Kusuke put his hand forward towards Y/N to offer her a handshake.

Kusuke - "I'm Kusuke, Kusuo's wonderful older brother."

Y/N reluctantly went to shake his hand, and afterwards shuffled behind Kusuo a little as if to try and shield herself from the odd tall man; she couldn't quite place her finger on it, but something about him creeped her out.

Kusuke - "You don't need to seem so afraid of me! I'm perfectly friendly."

Kusuo - "Sure you are. You've finally met my girlfriend after stalking us for the past 15 minutes, now go away."

Kusuke - "But I want to hangout with my baby bro!"

Kusuo - "No. We both know what that hangout will consist of."

Kusuke - "I'm not quite sure what you're talking about, Kusuo. Why don't we walk back home together, anyway? We may as well, and I can get to know your adorable girlfriend!"

Kusuo - "Good grief, whatever. I need to buy this shopping cart full of items first though."

Kusuke tilted his head to peer at the shopping cart packed full of sweets behind Kusuo, and chuckled as he looked at the sheer amount of candy.

Kusuke - "My, does L/N have a sweet tooth like you? How cute!"

Kusuo - "Be quiet. You're lucky I'm even letting you crash our date like this."

Kusuke - "I've never heard of people having dates in grocery stores. I suppose such low maintenance is in character for you."

Kusuo rolled his eyes and began pushing the cart towards the checkout area. Y/N hurried off after him, refusing to leave his side in case she'd end up walking next to the creepy brother.

During the walk home, the conversation was mostly dominated by Kusuke. He would continuously ask Y/N questions, and Y/N would either not respond, or respond with a one or two word answer. Typically Y/N would never be so rude, but she knew there was a reason why Kusuo seemed to hate his older brother so much, and she wasn't ready to happily converse with someone who made her boyfriend so uncomfortable. Kusuo had been holding her hand throughout the entire walk home in attempts to comfort her in the presence of a badgering weirdo who wouldn't stop speaking.