Living here in Jersey
Fighting villains from afar
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot car!
You dig giant robots!
I dig giant robots!
We dig giant robots!
Chicks dig giant robots!
Nice!
Yeah this is a new idea of mine spoofing Megas XLR
Here we see mason working on another mecha in the garage but hes trying to keep it a secret cause he wants to surprise Melissa and that is a massive surprise for melissa and also suddenly Adam and Johnson showed up and began to talk with mason.
Mason; oh hey guys.
Adam; what exactly are u working on mason?
Johnson; dude can u just tell me.
Mason; ok ok guys chill pls calm down I have been working on a some mecha's for Melissa and Johnson here.
Johnson; oh really?
Mason; well it's just we need to be ready for anything ok?
Mason stated that and took a bite out of his beef jerky. And then mason walked inside his mecha and added a few adjustments to his bot and was making sure everything was operational properly and that he can handle another attack from Alpha and his goons of evil and destruction. And then Melissa entered the room and Mason removed the sheet covering the giant Mecha he was making for Melissa.
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Mason; its not yet finished sweetie.
Melissa; oh i love it so much
Then Melissa hugged mason so tight you could hear his spine pop and then Melissa had a look on her face that said oops sorry.
Mason; well i am pleased you like it darling.
Melissa; when will it be done?
Mason; couple weeks maybe longer a lot lot longer.
Melissa;oh ok.
Then suddenly a giant centipede like monster came busting out of the ground and it was fracking massive and hideous to look at like you just vomit its so nasty.
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Mason; Johnson and Melissa get to the bunker youll be safe there Adam and Monica you are with me get to your mecha right now!
Adam; mason we need to be careful and
Mason;thats a elite order.
Monica;you heard the man.
The 3 went into their respective robots and they powered them on and were ready to rumble with this ugly son of a bitch who just came out of nowhere. The mechs began to charge right at the giant centipede and mason piloting Hercules tore off some of the centipedes legs and Adam was shooting the beast in its cyclops eye and Monica was unleashing a bunch of slashes at its teeth and boy are those some nasty teeth. And then suddenly the centipede monster started shooting acid out of its fangs and thankfully mason's mech has acid resistant armor and then he tore off a skyscraper and stabbed the monster in the eye blinding it and then Monica busted out the chains and wrapped it around the centipede beasts neck or whatever the name for a centipede's neck is if they even have one ah whatever. The point is that she did her best to limit its movement and then adam sliced its jaw off and then mason disemboweled the centipede monster by sticking Hercules's arm in the mouth of it and yanking out its tongue which made mason almost throw up but he kept it down. And then the centipede broke out of the chains and it was pissed well to be fair youd be pissed as well if somebody stabbed you in the eye.
Mason;alright you ugly fucker you are gonna die for this.
Adam and Monica; hell yea
Then all three of them attacked and unleashed a powerful blast so strong you could see it from Brazil.
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And that was epic on so many levels hehehe and also after that mason picked up Melissa and the rest of the group goes to a pizzeria to celebrate another badass victory today.
