Nice Work Dork: Duncan x Male OC

Are We There Yeti

(Following the theme of the last chapter, I'm saying fuck the original plot and I'm gonna cause chaos just cause it's funny. I'm cutting the "yeti's aren't real" talk out cause they saw it in the Say Uncle episode so it wouldn't make sense.)

"Last week on Total Drama Island, those good-for-nothing campers got swept away by a rainstorm that left them stranded on a deserted island. Meanwhile, the chubby one drifted ashore in his outhouse and made a new friend who has an IQ almost as high as his," Chef said in the opening of the episode. 

"Pasty, Delinquent, and Tiny Demon started a big fire on the beach to be rescued while Mouthy Girl wandered off and got tangled at the treehouse. That was until Chubby came and cut her loose, leaving her to have to shave the rest off after she got the boot," he said while cutting       Mr. Coconut in half.

"Yeah, it's me doing the recap. You got a problem with that?! Since Chris is off hosting some frou-frou rewards show, I'll be filling in as host. But guess what? I ain't happy about it, either. So sit back, shut up, and watch a nice episode of Total! Drama! Island!"

~In The Woods~

Three bunk beds lay in the middle of a forest clearing with four sleeping campers in them. Duncan pulled Zane closer and hid his face in his hair to block out the morning sun. "Five more minutes ma'" the delinquent groaned. "Shush," a tired Zane scolded before realizing the airflow sounded different. "The fuck?" he gasped sitting up and waking the others.

"How did we get here?" "Chris?" "Mommy!" "Really Owen?"

"Everybody just shut up! How you got here is not your concern!" Chef yelled coming down off a helicopter ladder. "Um, kinda is considering I fell asleep in pj's and now I'm in my outside clothes," Zane said. "Zip it!"

"Probably pulled a Squid Games and changed us when we were sleeping," Gwen huffed. "Better not have! Nobody touches Zane like that!" Duncan seethed at the thought. "SHUT IT AND LISTEN UP!"

"What happened to Chris?" "None of your gosh darn business what happened to Chris! I'm in charge now. And I'm gonna make you wish you were never born. Your mission is to find your way out of the forest or die trying." "Die? Bet." "Zane I swear to fucking god no!" Duncan flicked his boyfriend who laid on the ground after the bunks were taken away.

"You need therapy," Owen nervously chuckled. 

"*They left us in the woods. Alone. Again.*" Gwen sighed.

"*Just don't leave me alone with Owen, I'd like to keep my hair.*" Zane said.

"Here's how it works. Team one is Delinquent and Chubby. Team two, Goth, and Satan. Everything you need is in these bags. You'll navigate your way north to base camp. The first team to tag the camp totem pole wins. And here's a tip. Better set up camp before sundown. Because when nightfall hits, you won't even see your trembling hand in front of your terrified face. Unless you have night vision goggles. But you don't." Chef said tossing them bags and then holding up the goggles.

"Hey! I'm not Satan!"

"*I say even though every time I got home from school when I still went my mom would say "Hello Satan"...yeah.*" Zane laughed. 

Suddenly Duncan ran and gripped Chef's apron pleading, "Oh, please! Please don't leave us here! I'm begging you, we won't survive!"

"The hell?" Gwen mumbled. "He's up to something," Zane said with a sharp gaze. 

~Time Skip~

Gwen and Zane were walking along a river bank, following the compass north. "He probably took the goggles," Zane shrugged as they talked about Duncan's odd actions that morning. "Probably," she laughed.