"...where are we gonna go" -D
"Where's somewhere thats so amazing, we HAVE to go" -A
"Okay..Tech Biome or the Candy Biome?" -D
"CANDY BIOME SOUNDS GOOD!!" -A
"SHIT THEN LETS GO!!" -D
The following day, they packed all their stuff, and made their way towards the Candy Biome. It was 2am when they left, Daniel was sleeping, Angelo driving, it took them until 9pm to get there however, and once they did, they were amazed with how pretty it was
"Its so refreshing to see pink skies" -D
"I LOVE THIS PLACE" -A
"Wheres our honeymoon gonna be?" -D
"..Candaria?" -A
"yeah sure. Apparently..they pick candy off the walls and eat it" -D
"OMG WHAT..isnt that a literal biohazard" -A
"Well..it's supposed to be sanitary" -D
"I mean..without their princess its probably all gone rotten" -A
"What even happened to Pomegranate?? Theres been so many conspiracies she got kidnapped or ran away?" -D
"Honestly if I saved my partner from getting their arm chopped off and they just dumped me in the saddest way possible while my family wanting to pluck my eyes out at 35..I'd run away too.." -A
"yeah she defo ran away no doubt" -D
"zesty" -A
"you're zesty" -D
They stopped in at a hotel, and drove off to one of the Candy Biome's national treasures, the lollipop river. They laid by it (umbrella included)
"what do ya reckon it tastes like?" -A
"Try it" -D
"noooo bc then ill DIE" -A
"WHAT" -D
"Nahh!! Im kidding! It probably tastes like sour piss" -A
"sour piss" -D
"Fish piss is sour" -A
"yeah..how do you know-" -D
"I went fishing once and a fish pissed on my hand and it kinda stung" -A
"youve gone fishing..was it like..a deadly fish? why did it piss on your hand?"-D
"Apparently it was because I threw it at another fish and it died" -A
"what-" -D
"Just like how I almost died when I found out garlic is poisonous to me because some kids at school threw them at me and I nearly died" -A
"..children are evil" -D
"I wish I could go back in time..and beat the shit out of those children...I'll kick a child!!" -A
"I'll help!!" -D
"We'll go to that school and set it ON FIRE" -A
"YEAH AND THEN WE PUT DYNAMITE INSIDE" -D
"YEAH AND THEN FIREWORKS" -A
"WHY FIREWORKS?" -D
"BECAUSE FIREWORKS ARE GLIMMERING PIECES OF METAL" -DnA
"this is fun" -A
"I wanna stay like this forever" -D
They started making their way back to the motel (theyre only staying there one night anyways) and they ordered dinner!! (Definitely not mcdonalds)
The morning came around, they packed their stuff and started to drive off. As they were driving, Angelo discovered a forested gazebo.
"I wanna check this place out, come!!" -A
They stood inside, admiring the foresty atmosphere, when Angelo took Daniels hand.
"This is gonna sound real corny but..do you wanna maybe dance?" -A
"Heh..how come?" -D
"We havent danced together since our wedding night, it'll be fun!!" -A
"our wedding night was a week ago- Yk what..yes I would love to dance with you" -D
They started slow, as time seemed to slow down, their moves did too, they slow danced for a while, time froze while their moves seemed to stop everything. Eventually they ended it with them holding their hands together, and kissing, before walking back to their car.
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vampire x cowboy
Romancepls read the ao3 version its way better and way less corny its still done by me im cherieballs on ao3 too🥰🙏
