Stuck In The Box: The A-Levels

Chapter 3: Help Me Understand

The Wild Boys now have to review English the next day with Mr McCartney. "Okay, let me check attendance before we get started, Curt Smith?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Curt said. "Roland Jaime Orzabal de la Quintana?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Roland said. "George Michael?" Mr McCarteny called out. "Present," George said. "Andrew John Ridgeley?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Andrew (Ridgeley) said. "David Gahan?" Mr McCarney called out. "Present," Dave said. "Martin Lee Gore?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Mart said. "Andrew John Fletcher?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Fletch said. "Alan Charles Wilder?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Alan said. "Simon John Charles Le Bon," Mr McCartney called out.

"Present," Simon said. "Nicholas James Bates?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Nicky said. "Nigel John Taylor?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," John said. "Roger Andrew Hernandez Taylor?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Roger said. "Andrew Arthur Taylor," Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Andy said. "Christopher Hamill?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Chris said. "James Kerr?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Jim said. "Charles Burchill?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Charlie said. "Norman Michael MacNeil?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Mick said. "Derek Forbes?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Derek said. "Mel George Gaynor?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Mel said. "Paul Antony Young?" Mr McCartney called out.

"Here," Paul said. "Peter Mark Sinclair Almond?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Marc said. "Antony Patrick Hadley?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Tony said. "Steve Antony Norman?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Steve (Norman) said. "Martin John Kemp?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Martin said. "John Leslie Keeble?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Keebs said. "Gary James Kemp?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Gary said. "Nicholas Beggs?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Nick said. "Stuart Croxford Neale?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Stu said. "Jeremy Strode?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Jez said. "Steven Askew?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Steve said. "Nicholas David Kershaw?" Mr McCartney called out.

"Present," Nik said. "Terrence Edward Hall?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Terry said. "Morten Harket?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Morten said. "Pål Waaktaar?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Pål said. "Magne Furuholmen?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Magne said. "Michael Kelland John Hutchence?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Hutch said. "Timothy William Farriss?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Tim said. "Kirk Pengilly?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Kirk said. "Garry William Beers?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Garry said. "Andrew Charles Farriss?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Andrew (Farriss) said. "Jonathan James Farriss?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Jonathan said.

"Paul David Hewson?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Bono said. "David Howell Evans?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Edge said. "Adam Charles Clayton?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Adam said. "Laurence Joseph Mullen Jr?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Larry said. "Catherine Bush?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Kate said. "Kimberly Wild?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Kim said. "Sarah Elizabeth Dallin?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Sarah said. "Keren Jane Woodward?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Keren said. "Siobhan Maire Fahey?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Siobhan said. "Gabriele Susanne Kerner?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Nena said. "Jonathan Francis Bongiovi?"

"Here," Jon said. "Richard Noel Marx?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Richard said. "Bryan Guy Adams?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Bryan said. "Madonna Louise Ciccone?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Maddy said. "Susanna Lee Hoffs?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Susanna said. "Deborah Mary Peterson?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Debbi said. "Michael Steele?" Mr McCartney called out. "Here," Michael said. "Victoria Anne Theresa Peterson?" Mr McCartney called out. "Present," Vicki said. Mr McCartney proceeded to call out various names neither of the Wild Boys were aware of. "Do we even know these people?" Gary asked. "Potential Wild Boys I guess," Keebs said. "Wow, more people like us," Bryan said.