Stuck In The Box: The A-Levels

Chapter 4: It's A Lot

The next day, the Wild Boys are now going to study psychology. They are going to study with an unfamiliar teacher, Mr Sumner. "Hi, welcome to psychology for your A-levels, everyone take a seat as I need to take attendance since I don't know any of you," Mr Sumner said. The Wild Boys took their seats as Mr Sumner took out a clipboard and called out their names. "Curt Smith?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Curt said. "Roland Jaime Orzabal de la Quintana?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Roland said. "George Michael?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," George said. "Andrew John Ridgeley?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Andrew (Ridgeley) said. "David Gahan?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Dave said. "Martin Lee Gore?" Mr Sumner called out.

"Present," Mart said. "Andrew John Leonard Fletcher?" Mr Sumner called out. "Leonard?" Curt asked. "Present," Fletch said. "That's his other middle name, he often omits it," Dave said. "Alan Charles Wilder?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Alan said. "Simon John Charles Le Bon?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Simon said. "Nicholas James Bates?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Nicky said. "Nigel John Taylor?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," John said. "Roger Andrew Hernandez Taylor?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Roger said. "Andrew Arthur James Taylor?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Andy said. "James?" John asked. "We have the same middle name," Nicky said. "Christopher Hamill?" Mr Sumner called out.

"Present," Chris said. "James Kerr?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Jim said. "Charles Burchill?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Charlie said. "Mel George Gaynor?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Mel said. "Norman Michael MacNeil?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Mick said. "Derek Forbes?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Derek said. "Paul Antony Young?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Paul said. "Peter Mark Sinclair Almond?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Marc said. "Anthony Patrick Hadley," Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Tony said. "Steven Antony Norman?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Steve (Norman) said. "Martin John Kemp?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Martin said. "John Leslie Keeble?" Mr Sumner called out.

"Present," Keebs said. "Gary James Kemp?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Gary said. "Nicholas Beggs?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Nick said. "Stuart Croxford Neale?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Stu said. "Jeremy Strode?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Jez said. "Steven Askew?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Steve (Askew) said. "Nicholas David Kershaw?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Nik said. "Terrence Edward Hall?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Terry said. "Morten Harket?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Morten said. "Pål Waaktaar," Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Pål said. "Magne Furuholmen?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Magne said. "Michael Kelland John Hutchence?" Mr Sumner called out.

"Present," Hutch said. "Timothy William Farriss?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Tim said. "Kirk Pengilly?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Kirk said. "Garry William Beers?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Garry said. "Andrew Charles Farriss?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Andrew (Farriss) said. "Jonathan James Farriss?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Jonathan said. "Paul David Hewson?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Bono said. "David Howell Evans?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Edge said. "Adam Charles Clayton?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Adam said. "Laurence Joseph Mullen Jr?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Larry said. "Catherine Bush?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Kate said. "Kimberly Wilde?" Mr Sumner called out.

"Present," Kim said. "Sarah Elizabeth Dallin?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Sarah said. "Keren Jane Woodward?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Keren said. "Siobhan Maire Fahey?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Siobhan said. "Gabriele Susanne Kerner?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Nena said. "Jonathan Francis Bongiovi?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Jon said. "Richard Noel Marx?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Richard said. "Bryan Guy Adams?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Bryan said. "Madonna Louise Ciccone?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Maddy said. "Susanna Lee Hoffs?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Susanna said. "Deborah Mary Peterson?" Mr Sumner called out. "Present," Debbi said.