POV: Ashley Harold
January 43rd, 2023... I think... I don't really know how time works anymore.
You know those crazy things you see on the internet and think: man that's not real. Well, in this case, it is, and I need to vent right now. The blog's just not doing it for me. I need my diary againnnnn.
Just... uGH! Everyone's life is soooo much more exciting than mine. Could you imagine just like being in your calc class and hearing some random nobody's name being called over the intercom, only to find out as you're going to cheer practice that they've been sold to your favorite band? Prolly not, right? That's pretty cool if it did happen to you though lmao. My point is, I was just trying to live my life, but all of this juicy gossip was happening around me, not to me. I just have to spill the beans.
I know it might seem like I'm being mega harsh by calling y/n some random nobody, but you gotta put yourself in my shoes for a sec. Last year, Miss Girl spent so much time trash-talking everyone around her for absolutely no reason! Like yeah, we get it, you're "quirky" and "unique" or whatever, but it's TOTALLY uncalled for to shame people for not having their nose in a book 24/7 >:(
Lowkey, I thought she was pretty cool for a while. My BFF Catherine always talked about her behind her back, which was majorly uncool of her, but y/n gets no flack from anyone for doing the exact same thing. Tacky shoes are an easy fix. A bad attitude is not! Not to mention they are friends now, but my bestie Cat won't even tell me anything about it!
The thing that irks my soul the most is how much effort I've put into meeting my idols!! I've been an OT9 stan ever since the Take Me Home tour! I've run at least eighteen Tumblr blogs dedicated to the members of One Direction and 5SOS, but some girl who spends more time hating than doing something actually productive gets to live with them! I literally created a whole persona named Austin Mahone just so I'd get to meet them one day! It ended up working but like, who knew that all I had to do was be quirky? I guess the fanfics were right LOL! #themoreyouknow
It's been like a year or something and like, I think I'm sorta over it. Except I'm totally NOT! Y/n's entered her yassification era, so she's pretty slay in my book, but I'm just totally stuck on everything else. I may be an idiot... but I'm not stupid. Cat promised me she'd spill everything, but she never did. Why are there so many famous people here? What was up with those weird furry omegaverse dudes? Why is it just a thing that some people are in different years? 5SOS and 1D should NOT be the same age! WHAT OT9 SHIPS ARE REAL? MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHAT HAPPENED TO TOMMO? I miss Louis so much :( not Liam tho #gross
I'm gonna find out everything, and I'm gonna get my fanfic moment. I even wrote a super tubular awesome song about it! As my alter-ego, Austin Mahone, of course:
It would be so awesome
It would be so cool
It would be the most incredible fanfiction
Novel the world has ever read
The pages would open up
With plot devices and writing techniques
Like tons and tons of writing techniques
My super sweet life would be writing techniques
And it would blow your mind
'Cause it's my novel, my novel, my fanfiction novel
It's all about me, yeah, it's all about me
YOU ARE READING
Worlds Clash: Slaydie's
Fanfiction*Book 2 of 3* Ashley Harold demands answers. It has been a little over a year since Y/n Astley, Catherine Slater, One Direction, and 5 Seconds of Summer defeated Jaloshin Bungebob. Catherine, who is Ashley's best friend, still hasn't told her what h...
