Cartman created a group chat
Cartman named the the group chat to 'SoUtH pArK gC'
Cartman added Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Tolkien, Clyde, Craig, Tweek, Damien, Pip, and many more...
Cartman: sup fags
Kyle: what is this for fatass
Cartman: HEY IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED and this is so that we can talk to each other Kyle.
Kyle: stay away from me
Craig: but Cartman did you have to add us
Tweek: yeah also why did you add us Cartman
Cartman: because you guys are bitches
Craig: 🖕🏼
Butters: Hey ya fellas!
Cartman: shut up Butters
Butters: oh ok
???: Cartman you shut the fuck up
Cartman: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Tweek: AHHHHHHHHHH
???: calm down I'm not going to do anything
Kyle: AND HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU
Stan: WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!
???: the names Diana nice to meet you
Kyle: alright now we know who you are but what are you doing in this gc
Diana: well I may or may not have hacked my way in this gc
Kyle: YOU DID WHAT!?!?
SO NOW WE HAVE A HACKER THATS JUST GREAT
Diana: Also I have admin
Cartman: nuh uh there is no way YOU have admin because I made this GC
Diana: that's where your wrong fatass try kicking someone out
Cartman: first of all I am NOT FAT second it said you have admin
Diana: yeah
Cartman: YOU FUCKING BITCH IF YOU DONT LEAVE THIS GC I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BITCH
Diana: how about no😊🔪 I'm at your front door OPEN UP NOW BITCH AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A KNIFE WITH ME AND I HAVE DISCONNECTED YOU FROM CALLING ANYONE NOW OPEN UP
Kenny: prayers for you Cartman 🙏
(Butters said that he agrees everyone else said nothing since they don't like him or aren't online)
Kyle: I don't see why there is harm in killing anybody so you can go ahead
Everyone: ^^^^^^^^
Diana: alright it's settled now... CARTMAN IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES I WILL BUST THE DOOR DOWN I KNOW YOU'RE ALONE RIGHT NOW SO OPEN UP.
Cartman: HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KNOW IN ALONE RIGHT NOW?!?!
Diana: I saw your mom leave the house at exactly 1:56 pm
Cartman: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT
Diana: I was walking down the street when I say you mom driving, I then went towards your house to see what you were doing and saw that you made a GC so I hacked my way in without letting you guys know
Stan: but how did you hack your self in here
Diana: I am not going to tell you guys in case I have to do it again
Stan: ...bitch...
Diana: but maybe I will tell MY favorite characters on how to hack
Stan: who are your favorite characters
Diana: I'm not going to say not right now
Cartman: YOU GUYS HELLO I'M IN DANGER HELP SHE WAS RIGHT I DON'T HAVE CONNECTION RIGHT NOW HELP ME PLEASE
Kyle: nope now fuck off fatass
Everyone: ^ (I'm lazy as fuck)
Cartman: GUYS PLEASE SHE IS NOW BANGING ON MY DOOR SHE IS GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN PLEASE HELP ME
Read at 2:06 pm
Cartman: GUYS PLEASE ANYONE
Read at 2:08 pm
Cartman: YEJFYO GF TAYVJ CD TSTGJ DW DC K
Read at 2:10 pm
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A/N: y'all help me this is the first part of this story and it's cringe asf I don't know what else to write and if y'all want smut I gonna need help writing that because I don't know how or what to write also if you for want smut choose from the ships in my profile desc if you don't like those ships please leave and don't leave anything mean thank you BYEEEE!!!
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Fanfiction-Its gonna go on hiatus for a bit maybe till next year im so sorry in return- In the title Cover made by me Small trigger warning ⚠︎ if u consider my terrible humor of wanting to die and killing urself and small vent in one of the chapters forgot wh...
