♡going to hell♡ pt. 3 (damn 3 parts already)

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(Alright so I know where I left off isn't a reasonable place to have you guys on a cliffhanger but I just had to post something so I'm sorry n e ways onto pt. 3)

Kyle: cmon Cartman it's an easy choice

Cartman: for the last time I don't know

Diana: hold on let me see...
Cartman this is what happens once you lose EVERYTHING

Cartman: what the fuck

Diana: now this is what happens when you actually get a better future

Diana: and in this future he even gets a wife and has children

Cartman: thats me?!

Diana: yep!

Kyle: I don't believe that he is a jew in the future

Diana: he is a jew in the future, but you also get with somebody and have children

Kyle: do I have children of my own or not

Diana: I don't know if you adopt or if you get them through surrogacy sooo...

Kyle: um okay but who is the person I have the children with

Diana: I'm gonna give you a hint it's one of the guys in this gc

Kyle: WHAT?!

Creek: is it who we think it is

Diana: maybe...

Kyle: TWEEK, CRAIG WHO IS IT?!

Diana: alright next hint he's not in these next ships dip, creek, gregstophe, brimmas, bunny, tyde

Kyle: IT'S STAN?!

Diana: yes

Stan: I just threw up

Bendy: don't you throw up when you like someone

Stan: fuck

Diana: me while waiting for ✨style✨ to ship:

Diana: me while waiting for ✨style✨ to ship:

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