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(Cartman has a few injuries but he is fine I may have stabbed him 4 times before his mom came home :D)

Kyle: I heard what Diana did

Tweek: yeah me too she stabbed him 4 times she was crazy

Stan: and the police still can't find her it's been a a day since that has happened

Diana: hey losers

Kyle: what are you doing here where are you

Diana: it's been a day since I last talked to all of you except for Cartman and I can't say where i am because I don't want you guys snitching on me to the police

Stan: we won't tell anyone

Diana: and how am I supposed to believe that

Tweek: okay well maybe I was going to rat you out but considering that you stabbed Cartman 4 times I reconsidered

Diana: okay well I'm sorry for scaring you

Kyle: okay then well are you going to tell us where the hell are you

Diana: again I can't disclose that information due to privacy reasons

Stan: right you're still running from the cops

Diana: but do you wanna know why I'm talking to you guys right now

Stan: sure

Tweek: sure

Kyle: yeah alright

Diana: well Cartman has been online for a while and so I couldn't come online because I'm pretty sure that he is still traumatized but also because the rest of the people in this gc are my favorite characters except for Cartman i don't like him

Kyle: I also don't like Cartman

Diana: you joined my Cartman hate club

Kyle: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MADE THAT CLUB?!

Diana: yeah I was the one who made it

Stan: what do you even do in that club

Kyle: we talk shit about Cartman

Diana: yeah pretty much what he said also Wendy joined the club

Wendy: yeah I did

Stan: Wendy you've been here since when

Wendy: oh I've been online just that I've been reading not talking to y'all

Stan: who else has been online but just isn't talking

Butters: I've been here I just stopped talking because Cartman told me to shut up

Kenny: oh no yeah I've been here just reading and enjoying this drama

Bebe: hi just enjoying the view of Kyle's ass

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