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BROOO

THE FUNNIEST SHIT JUST HAPPENED

IM IN ACADEC RN

AND MR WELT WAS TALKING

ABT HOW HE GOT HOME LATE AND

HIS CATS WERE ASLEEP

AND SOMEONE SAID "I THOUGHT U WERE MARRIED"

AND HE SHOOK HIS HEAD

whst is this leading up to..

AND THEN THIS GIRL HERTA YELLED

"SHOOT YOUR SHOT Y/N"

AND MR WELT SPIT OUT HIS COFFEE

AND THEN HE STARTED LAUGHING

AND EVERYONE ELSE STARTED LAUGHING

AND SAYING THAT DAN HENG SHOULD BE PRES

😭😭😭😭

that last part was deserved

u rly publicly simp for him huh

NOT PUBLICLY

BUT LIKE ALL OF ACADEC KNOWS

💀💀💀

that's literally embarrassing

i feel the embarrassment

what a loser

shut up!!

i came here to rant

and u just send it all back at me

😞😞

yeah and

its funny

im so glad ur not our pres

i think id die

stfu

im a great pres

smartass

i hate you

speaking of acadec

that was a change

i have to see you in five days

🤮🤮

yk theres gonna be a scout there

??

like they're choosing ppl for the state team

well, ill be on there

and you wont

they're only choosing one from each city

HELL NAH

ITS GONNA BE ME

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DONT

im not a child

NEITHER AM I

ASSHOLE

well

may the best person win

which will be me

i hate you

i deserve kafka, u dont

shut up

literally everyone in acadec hates u

WHY??

THEY DONT KNOW MEEE

yeah but they hate

...

spill

im nkt the one sayinf this

but they hate how smart you are

🥺🥺

that makes me love them..

whos on ur honors?

me, silver wolf, and a transfer guy named jing yuan

you?

me dan heng and himeko

two seniors and a junior

😍😍

wow.

so someone else couldve been president

🧍‍♀️

i take massive offense to that

good, that was the goal

i hate you 😞😞

yeah, i know.

its mutual

good.

oh em gee mista welt is calling me

gotta go for him 🧎‍♀️

you're fucking insane

bye 🥱

a/n: mista welt 😫😫