exponential | blade [hsr - hs au]

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bladie

hey bladie-poo

what the holy everloving fuck

im sorry

that was a joke

please delete that

im gonna delete myself

yeah please do.

but blade..

...u were quite nice yesterday 😏😏

kys

dont use that against me

we were both vulnerable

more you than me

💀💀

just admit it bro

we both have problems

..yeah okay

anyways !!

two days !!

are 👏 you 👏 excited

absolutely not.

im dreading it.

im already packing

i hate packing

oh i bet ur packing 😏😏

..

im gonna block you

wtf happened to depressed y/n

WAIT AKSJSJSJ

ITS A JOKE

IM USING DIRTY HUMOR TO COPE

interesting.

but on a different topic

u called me by my first name

🫢😶

dont expect it again

it slipped

sure buddy

sure.

whatchu packing

..clothes??

what else would i pack bitch

idk like-

maybe i just pack more

smh

like what.

tell me what ur bringing rn

and ill guarantee you wont need it

well besides clothes and toiletries..

water bottle, food, notebooks, textbooks,

pens pencils highlighters

headphones, chargers, and

my secret stash

🫣🫣

...do i want to know?

fem hygiene products.

..k

anyway.

some of that stuff is actually valid.

sOmE

👹👹

okay most of it.

headphones??

ITS A FIVE HOUR DRIVE

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

SIT AND DO NOTHING??

...touché

alright l/n, you win this one.

unfortunately for you, itll be the only one

uNfOrTuNaTeLy fOr yOu

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

stfu

ur so annoying

thanks i know

🥺🥺

omg i almost forgot my glasses!!

..u wear glasses?

sometimes.

in case i forget my contacts

😵‍💫😵‍💫

interesting

yes yes, ik u wanna know

i do look hot in them

😍

i doubt it

you probably look like a dork

HEY!!

ur an ass

yeah, ik

lmao kafka was just talking abt u

MISS KAFKA??

IM HERE BAE

IM RIGHT HERE

WHATS SHE SAYING??

shes exploiting your strategies

😀....

its okay......!

dont be so hurt l/n

she sees you as a competitor

we all do

expect me

wtf was the point of "we" then??

to give you false hope

...🥲

you really are an ass

👹

EMOJIIII

MY FAV ONE

I KNEW YOU LIKED ME

fuck

i hate this

ihy

fuck

fuck

fuck

me

ew.

bye

a/n: at this point its just a crackfic but dw, more will come in the next 2-3 chaps