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-Manor.-

Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Prim walk in the kitchen carrying shopping bags.

'Any day that brings new shoes is a good day.' Piper gushes.

Phoebe laughs. 'Are you kidding? This was a great day. Yoga, pedicures, shopping, lunch. When have we had more fun?'

'It's nice to bond over something other than vanquishing for a change.' Prue comments.

Prim puts her hands on her hips. 'I'd rather deal with the demons. Having a girl's day is not my thing.'

Prue smile. 'Yeah, yeah. I get it your a Tom boy.....but you'll just have to get used to being forced to come with us.'

'Yeah, but I gotta hand it to those pesky little demons. They sure have brought us closer together.' Phoebe quips.

Prue smiles. 'Maybe you should write them a thank you note.'

Prue turns on the TV.

Reporter: Early this morning when an argument between neighbours at a block party turned into a street parole, residents of several apartment buildings...

She turns off the TV.

'Some people are just crazy.' Piper groans.

Prue frowns. 'Doesn't it seem like this kind of stuff has been happening a lot here lately?'

'I've noticed that too. Maybe something big is happening in the demon world....' Prim bites her lip.

Phoebe shakes her head. 'Random social violence is encouraged by a general D clan and ethical thinking. Well, according to my sociology professor. He said that we don't think about the big questions enough.'

'The big question is how did you stay awake through his class?' Prue asks.

Phoebe smiles. 'Not only did I stay awake but I actually enjoyed it. Which is why I bought this book. (She gets a book out of a bag.) It's filled with really deep profound questions, which would actually make a good bar game at P4.'

'Oh, great, solve the problems of the world while doing Jell-O shots.' Piper jokes.

Phoebe gives her a look. 'Okay, let's see if I can find a really good one. (She puts on her glasses and opens up to a page in the book.) Okay, what if a building was on fire? Do you save five strangers or one sibling?'

'I thought that you said that these were hard questions. That's easy, sibling. ' Prue states.

Piper agrees. 'Of course.'

'I don't know...I mean ordinarily yes....but we are the charmed ones. Don't get me wrong if put my life in danger for all of you, but when innocents are involved, usually their the main focus.' Prim looks thoughtful.

Phoebe sighs. 'Okay, mother theresa....Ditto. Okay, my turn, my turn.'

Phoebe hands Prue the book. The doorbell rings.

'Okay, don't answer anything until I answer that.' Piper commands.

Phoebe nods. 'Okay, faster though, faster.'

Piper answers the door. 'Hi.'

'Hi.' Leo smiles.

They kiss.

Piper raises an eyebrow. 'Since when do you ring instead of orb?'

'Well, I'm just trying to respect everybody's space since the four of you have been so, uh...' Leo trails off.

Prue, Phoebe and Prim walk in.

Phoebe waves. 'Hey, Leo.'

Leo nods. 'Tight these days.'

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