Me: Hey mom, hey dad. I'm home.
Mom: How was your day, sweetie?
Me: Good.
Dad: *Puts down newspaper* So dear, about your 'boyfriend'....(Levi)...
Best friend
Me: My nigga! Where have you been?!
Habuki: Bitch, I have been in Shingeki no Kyojin and Naruto, girl!
Me: Ayyyyye!
Habuki:Ayyyyye!
Me:*Finds $20* My precious~!
