Me: Whee! I swing! In da air! *Takes potato* I'm a ninja!
*Sees some fruit- episode when Eren goes titan*
Me: Five second rule! *Goes under a random bridge, goes back in the air, goes back down, and gets fruit*
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Me: I didn't choose the thug life...thug life chose me. *Goes up in the air and fall on the ground, rolling*
Jean: *Kisses sword and smirks*
Marco: Why you kiss a sword but not me, you jerk! *Runs away crying*
Jean: Wait! Marco!
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Me: O.O Wtf?
*Song comes on with Ymir standing behind Historia*
Singer: Gimme da booty, show me da booty, gimme me booty, I want da booty. (This is so canon)
