Nando: Sooo why was my kitchen on fire???
Mark: Our*
Nando: Our fucking kitchen
Mark: Do we need eggs?
Nando: DON'T CHANGE THE FUCKING TOPIC CABRÓN
Mark: I don't know why the kitchen was on fire
Mark: The time I got home it was like you see it
Nando: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?
Mark: I thought it would be repaired the time you get home
Oscar: Stoffel says he's really sorry
Oscar: He and Passi were making stroopwafels for you both
Mark: What happened then?
Oscar: Stoff fell over a cable with a glass of water he was holding in his hand
Lando: And?
Oscar: Lando. When water meets electricity, a reaction happens. Since water conducts electricity, the current flew in all directions. The fire was also caused by two substances reacting with each other with high energy.
Lando: Why don't you give us the technical explanation and the chemical formula right away??
Mick: 2 H2O(l) → 2 H2(g) + O2(g)
Mick: Water dissociates into hydrogen and hydroxide ions. The hydrogen ion then binds to one of the free electron pairs on the oxygen of the ethanol and a positively charged ion is formed. The ions are what make the water more electrically conductive, as they pass on the electric current.
Lando: HOW THE HELL-
Mick: ✨️German chemistry✨️
Lando: But it wasnt Ossi!
Mick: No, he asked me but i was too lazy to send it to him so yeah
Nando: CAN WE COME BACK TO THE FUCKING TOPIC!!
Oscar: Well the kitchen was on fire because of that
Mark: Is Stoffel hurt?
Seb: OR PASCAL
Oscar: They're fine
Nando: Dios mío, this has to stop!
Oscar: ???
Lewis: You younger guys burned down 9 kitchens, 2 cars, 4 tables, 1 bed and 7 shelves
Charles: Oh...
Romain: That's much!
Val: Hey guys, who is the hottest f1 driver?
Hulkie: Why should we know?
Val: Well on p3 is Niki Lauda
Lewis: ...Okay?
George: What are you trying to tell us?
Val: On p2 is Jos Verstappen
Max: Never!
Charles: Eww no way! 🤮
Val: And p1 is Romain Grosjean
Jense: Valtteri.....I would RUN
Val: It was nice knowing you guys🫡
Mick: Der kann sich ein Grab schaufeln gehen!
Seb: I'M NOT ONLINE FOR 10 MINUTES AND VALTTERI MAKES JOKES ABOUT BEING IN A BURNING CAR WHILE MICK SAYS "HE CAN GO DIG HIMSELF A GRAVE!"
Pierre: Guys I don't know about you but I'm sitting in a tree, eating popcorn while watching Val being chased by an VERY mad Jense!
Yuki: Oh my God hiiiiii! I'm in the same tree :)
Pierre: Want some popcorn?
Yuki: Sure :D
Seb: That's it!
*Seb closed the chat for 4 hours*
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Sorry btw for the chemical formula and explanation!
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