CHAPTER 07 || Guess who's back?

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Ricciardo: GUESS WHO'S BACK?

Verstappen: BACK AGAIN

Tsunoda: DANNY'S BACK!

Pérez: TELL A FRIEND

Russell: GUESS WHO'S BACK

Albon: GUESS WHO'S BACK

Leclerc: GUESS WHO'S BACK

Norris: WELCOME BACK DANNY! WE ARE FUCKING PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!

Schumacher: FINALLY I DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS UGLY MOTHERFUCKER HALLER ANYMORE!!

Haller: Excuse me?

Magnussen: You're not excused

Hülkenberg: Schmeiß dieses Backpfeifengesicht einfach raus! ¹

Verstappen: JA!!

Marko: THAT'S ENOUGH!!

Ricciardo:

Leclerc: What is this??

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Leclerc: What is this??

Horner: A very friendly way to try to tell you that Marko isnt in the paddock anymore.

Schumacher: Is it a prank?

Wolff: No, he's banned! As well as Jos Verstappen!

Verstappen: THAT'S THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Horner: How about we all calm down first and talk later?

*Wolff kicked Marko*

*Wolff kicked Haller*

Wolff: Hehehe

Binotto: What the fuck

Wolff: sorkgr. Kr xlelnföe

Horner: ???

Wolff: hiep kd d nb

Wolff: Sorry guys, my son took my phone

Horner: Ofc he did

Verstappen: I like him!

Horner: That's great!!

Binotto: Just go offline

Verstappen: Fuck you!

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*Goated in F1*

Max: Like I said before Danny

Max: CONGRATS!!!

Danny: Thanks! But I don't think I can be online much longer

Max: Greet him from me ;)

Jense: Who?

Max: His boyfriend

Romain: Ohh 👀

Checo: Did Charles ask you out?

Max: WTF NO!

Checo: But you said it's the best day of your life!

Lewis: He has a point tho

Val:

Max: Wow, thanks

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Max: Wow, thanks

Val:

Max: Oh cmn!

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Max: Oh cmn!

Max: Stop it :(

Val: Fine

Nando: MARK ALAN MOTHERFUCKING ALONSO DÍAZ!!!!

Mark: That's my name

Nando: WHY THE FUCK WAS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE??!!

Mark: Don't aks me, ask the kids!

Oscar: Dad! Why did you betray us like this??

Seb: How about we clear this tomorrow?

Kimi: Bwoah it's late

Jense: Bedtime for little kids

Max: Aww okay :(

Max: Good night!

Charles: Bonne nuit :)

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