*Seb opend the chat*
Passi: Why am I here?
Stoffel: And me?
Nando: Because you are family
Mark: Exactly
Nico: We're here too
Romain: Yeah!
Pascal: But we were shitty in F1
Nikita: ...
Romain: ...
Mick: ...
Jense: Romain, you got 10 podiums, you were great
Romain: Says the one with the 2009 World title
Jense: 😬
Seb: See it as a family chat
Alex: Formula One means fighting!
Charles: Formula One means keep going!
Lewis: It is much bigger than trophies or championships!
Daniel: Formula One is standing together when you break down!
Max: Formula One is family!
Daniil: And you are still part of it!
Checo: You all are!
Passi: But...
Kimi: Pascal, poika, you broke many records in the DTM, you're doing amazing in Formula E and you had shitty cars in F1!!
Seb: You became the overall fucking winner in 2015!!! You won a championship in the DTM
Stoffel: The youngest in history 😌
Passi: Yeah, true...
Stoffel: How do you do it Mick?
Mick: Me?
Stoffel: Yeah, you're always positive about everything
Mick: Just keep moving forward :)
Logan: And what if you can't keep going?
Mick: If I don't go anywhere here, I'll go through a wall :D
Oscar: Fr?
Mick: Was nicht passt wird passend gemacht!
[What doesn't fit will be made to fit!]Seb: Oh god
George: Toto destroys headphones, you destroy walls
Mick: >:D
Mick: I saw Jos who recieved a slap in his face
Max: Okay?
Mick: Jetzt ist er wortwörtlich ein Backpfeifengesicht
[Now he is literally a Backpfeifengesicht ¹]Seb: Backstein und Backpfeife ist nicht das selbe...
[Brick and slap in the face is not the same thing....]Mick: If a net gets torn, does it have more or fewer holes?
Val:
Mick: If you took a ship and replaced all of its parts until none of the original parts are intact anymore, is it the same ship or a completely different ship?Alex: I love this Mick
Charles: I don't, he's confusing me :(
Mick: In the word ‘scent’, which letter is silent? S or C?
George: I...What?
Val:
Mick: What would happen if Pinocchio said ‘My nose will grow now’?
Seb: Oh no, the movie questions are coming
Mick: If Cinderella’s shoe fit her perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Nikita: I'll never ever give him sugar again, I PROMISE!!
Mick: I have his phone now - Nikita
George: Oh thank God
Nico: That was mind blowing
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A "Backpfeifengesicht" is a insult. It basically means that someone has a face (Gesicht) you want to slap (Backpfeife). But it's just a "Backpfeife" when you hit someone in the face. Otherwise we have other names.
As example, a slap on the neck we call "Nackenklatscher"
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