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Burn me to ash Qīn'ài de (Spicynoodles) [a bis sussy]

// Me //

This will have a lot of smut. I warned you.

// MK POV //

Me and Redson have been secretely hanging out for a while. It isn't hard to act like enemies in front of the others due to us bickering a lot in general, but everytime we fight, I'm extra careful as to not hurt Redson too much. After every fight I excuse myself to the bathroom when I'm actually sneak off to see Redson. We would hang out for hours. I'm so happy to be friends with him. He's the perfect friend, next to Mei of course. We'd talk or hang out at quiet places with no people.

Redson is actually pretty... sweet once you get to know him. He's still bitchy 'n all, but he's nicer than I thought he is the first time we met. His looks are awesome aswell! His red coat and purple pants, fiery red hair, which looks so soft I could run my hand through it all day, and his beautiful ruby eyes I...

What am I thinking!? I internally slap myself. I shouldn't fall for him! He's one of my bestest friends! If I like him it could ruin everything, and if the others find out... I'm doomed...

The only person I wouldn't mind knowing about my cru-Friendship! Would be Macaque, since he hears everything on earth anyway, so keeping secrets from him is impossible.

"MK get yo ass down here, we got a lotta orders today!"

I look at my clock. 7 AM!? Oh my god! I speed down taking the orders and runing out of the shop, into the van and drive off.

My last delivery was to.... The Demon Bull palace!? This will either be a trap from DBK and PIF, or they're just hungry. Or maybe Redson ordered them. Agh! I don't knowww!!

As I arrive at the palace, I nervously knock on the door. DBK opens the door.

"What are you doing here little thief?" He asks in a stern tone.

"N-Noodle delivery." I say, holding up the small bag with the noodles.

"Are you sure you're at the right house little one?"

"Y-Yeah."

Then I hear footsteps and before I knew it Redson peeked out from behind DBK.

"That would be mine." He snatches the noodles then disappears behind DBK again, leaving a 20 dollar bill in my hand. "Kerp the change!"

"Okaay, now go." DBK orders and I speed off. As I come back to the shop I see that it's closed, but normally Pigsy closes the shop about fifteen minutes later than this... I storm in, and the first thing I see is fucking shocking. Tang, pinned against the wall by Pigsy as my father figure sucks at the man's neck, Tangs scarf on the floor and clothes loose. I sneak past them and speed over to my apartment.

"Phew, that was a close one."

I head towards my bed and turn on Monkey cop! After like seven minutes, I hear a knock on my window. I look out to perhaps spot the person, but no one was there? Until I looked back into my room, Redson standing in front of my bed.

"Ah!" I jump back.

"How the fuck did you get in here!?"

He looks at me as if I were stupid.

"Teleportation spells." He says shrugging.

"Oh. Uhm, sooo, what are you doing here?"

"Uhm... I-... actually don't know... No wait! I want answers!" He yells at me.

"Huh? Answers for what?" I ask him, but he just stands there. Are his cheeks... Is he blushing?
"How are you doing it?!"
"Huh? Doing what?"
"How do you make me feel like this! I hate it! It makes me feel all cold and fuzzy and I hate it! What did you do to me?!" I look at him, confused, then it hits me.

"Wait, you say you feel cold and fuzzy?"
"Yes! It's like my stomach turns or some kind of little butterflies tear it apart every time I see you! What is this?!"
"Stomach turning? Butterflies? Wait- don't tell me you're-"
"I'm what?!"
"Do you perhaps... have a... crush on me?" I see his face redden even more as his hair sets ablaze.

"What!? N-No! I can't be! You're my enemy!" He yells, ripping laughter from me.
"Lemme try something."
"What-!" I pin him to my picture wall. It's filled with pictures of the group and pictures of me Tang and dadsy when I was a kid.

Red's face flushes and his hair's basically a big flame. I chuckle, gently pulling his face up by his chin.
"You're so cute."
I feel his cheeks getting hotter and his hair grows to an even bigger flame than before.

He looks away with a embarrassed expression.

"Aww, is someone shy?~" I ask, my hand under his chin, forcing him to look at me. He glances away, his face beet red. I look down, seing quite the buldge in his pants.

"Damn, now aren't you beefed up nicely?~" I run circles along the buldge, feeling him shiver beneath me. I was nowhere near being a top, but I'm good at teasing and leading on. Hearing a whimper escaping him had me going crazy, but of course I cannot act on it just yet. I slyly trip him, holding him in a more "appropriate" way...

STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO!!!!