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Birthday problems (Helluva boss oneshot) [tumblr request]

// Me //

This was an anonymous request on tumblr, you already know the drill. This is my first short helluva boss oneshot, so I hope I made this good. Enjoy!

//No one's POV //

It was a normal day in hell, people getting slaughtered, sunshine and rainbows-

No, this isn't a story about charlie, this goes lower, much lower, into imp city, where Blitzo just sent Loona away to prepare a party for her 23th birthday. She of course went out, just to see Vortex, who was of course with Bee  on their way to the park. Loona approaches them. 

"Hi!- Uhm.. Hey guys, what's up?"

Vortex and Bee look at her.

"Nothin much-"

"Hey Girl!" Bee flies over to Loona, basically hugging her into the air.

"Yeah...Hey.. Didn't expect to see you here." She says. Bee quickly puts her down.

"Oh yeah? Well me and Tex just wanted to get something." She says, kinda nervous.

"Oh, yeah? And that is-"

"Nothing! It's nothing." Bee says.

"Okaay. Anyway, do you know what day it is."

"Oh, uhh wednesday?" She says.

"Oh... Yeah.. Thanks.." With that, Loona walks away.

Bee sighs.

"That was a close one Texy."

The hellhound nods.

"Sure was. But are ya sure lyin' was a good idea babe?"

"Her weird dad looked really desperate, asking us not to tell, so we had to. Now let's go get the presents."

// Loona then goes to the I.M.P office, spotting Millie and Moxxie writing something. //

"Hey fatty! You ate your salad today? It sure as hell doesn't look like it!"

Moxxie turns to face Loona.

"No. In fact I don't eat salads, I eat fruits." The white haired imp retords, turning his head back to continue writing.

Millie then looks up.

"How 'bout you sit down on the couch and I make you some tea?"

Loona stomps to the couch, slumping down on it.

"Go help Blitz, Hun. I'll distract her." Millie whispers in Moxxie's ear.

He nods and walks off, carrying some boxes while Millie sits down next to Loona, giving her a cup with tea.

"You good Loona?" She asks.

"Do you remember what day it is?"

Millie almost chokes on her own tea.

"U-Uhh, wednesday, why?"

"No reason..."

Millie looks at Loona, then gets an idea how to distract her.

"How about I do your hair? You said you wanted this one hairstyle, how about we try that?"

Loona's face lit up, but she of course doesn't show how happy she is, just nodding as Millie gets a brush, hairclips and some hair ties.

// Meanwhile with Blitz and Moxxie. //

"Sir. What do we do? You got this cake but it's too big for only us six."

"Wrong, more than that. Stol's and Via are also coming, and Loonie also has some other friends I invited. Are you sure that she will like this?"

Moxxie nods. The whole party is goth themed, fitting Loona's asthetic.

"I'm sure she will like this more than the last one. You really have to learn that teens don't like kid stuff anymore."

Blitz rolls his eyes.

"Loonie was just in a bad mood." He pouts.

"Right."

// With Stolas and Octavia //

"Via, do you  have everything?" Stolas asks as he's picking an outfit.

"Yeah dad, the presents, the party bombs, Vortex's shirt?" Via looks at her father.

"Dad, why and how did you get this?" The owlette asks, looking suspiciously at her dad.

"Loona said she likes Vortex, and she may or may have not wished for this, asking me since I am the only one who could get one of these."

"Dad!"

"What? She's like my second daughter."

Octavia rolls her eyes laughing.

"You just want to impress Blitz, don't you?"

Stolas' face goes red.

"No?"

Busted.

"Yeah, sure."

// three hours later //

Millie brought Loona back to her and Blitz's apartment. The lights were out, confusing Loona, but then suddenly the lights go on, revealing Blitz, Tex, Bee, Octavia, Stolas and the rest in front of a sign. Everything's goth themed.

Loona's eyes widen as she looks around. She looks at the many presents on the table.

"Is all that... for me? Even from you fatty?"

"I'm not fat!"

"Are though."

Moxxie rolls his eyes, huffing.

"Aww, c'mon babe, cheer up, it's Lonna's birthday!" Milly says.

"Listen to your hoe Mox."

"Blitz!" Everyone yells.

"What?"

They sigh.

"Nevermind. Anyway, Happy birthday Girl." Bee flies over to Loona, handing her a small box.

"Uhh... Thanks?" Loona opens the box, a beautiful necklace in it.

"What is this?"

"This is a gluttony pendant. (Made that up.) Whenever you're hungry or want alcohol, just click the little ingraved button and it'll appear right in your hand." Bee says.

"Cool." Loona says, then Vortex comes with a slightly bigger box. Loona opens that one aswell, high quality gloves in them.

"I saw how you were grossed out dragging yo dad to your van, so I ot ya these."

Loona smiles. "Thanks Tex."

Blitzo then approaches the goth hellhound with a big box.

"Loony, time for my present." Loona sighs and takes te box, looking inside. It's filled with clothes, firearms (Of course) and a small picture frame with a photo of Loona and Blitz.

Loona sets the box aside.

"Thanks I guess."

// Many presents later //

"Thanks guys, I appreciate you." Loona says

As the party goes on, Blitz of course gets drunk and sneaks off with Stolas. Vortex and Bee hang around Loona, both of them getting way too close, and Octavia sits next to the three, shaking her head and sighing.

// Me //

Sorry that this is so short, I'm kinda busy lately, but I'll try to write as much as I can. Hope you liked this chapter and see you in the next one, Byee!