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Missing Monkey part four (Spicynoodles)

// Me //

In this chapter, we will mainly focus on MK convincing Redson to help them find monkey king before it's too late. I will change the fact that Redson still went out after the fight with Azure Lion.

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"I think I have an idea"

// MK POV //

"But in order for this idea to work, we have to get to the Demon Bull palace!"

Macaque nods. "I can make a portal, but we have to get far away from this shrine, or it won't work."

After we walked down ALL of the damn stairs we had to walk up to get to this temple, we get far enough for Macaque to be able to make a shadowportal to the Demon Bull palace. He pushes me in before walking in himself, the monkey still chilling on his shoulder.

I fall face first to the ground with a rather loud thud.

"Ouch..." I stand up and brush the dust off of myself.

"You knock." Macaque says, a stern look on his face.

I walk to the giant doors and knock. The doors open, just to reveal the Demon Bull King himself. He looks at me, then frowns.

"What do you want thief?" He asks in a stern tone and he crosses his arms.

"Heeeyyy daddy, I mean daddy Demon Bull, I mean DBK."

There's an awkward silence, I can almost feel Macaque holding in his laughter.

"I-We need to talk to Redson, do you think you could let us in-"

He grabs me and holds me up to his level, so we're face to face.

"And why do you need to talk to my son? Not that I'd let you, but what business do you have with my son?"

"I-I well-"

"Hello to you too, brother." Macaque says.

DBK looks at Macaque, he puts me down, letting Macaque hop onto his hand .

"Why hello there, brother. What brings you here? Haven't really got to see you after... you know what that golden furred traitor did to you..."

"Yeah, yeah. Let's not talk about that. We have to talk to your little fireball of a son."

"Wukong ditched his monkeys, didn't he?"

"Yeah. And we need to find him before they all die from starvation."

"Very well. But if the little thief just as much as dares to hurt Redson, he will pay with his life, got that?"

"Yeah, now let us in."

DBK steps out of the way, letting me and Macaque enter the palace. He gives me a death glare before closing the door and walking away.

We speed through the palace, until we eventually reach the dinning room, Redson and PIF are sitting at the table, probably eating dinner.

"The fuck do you want now, Noodleboy?!" 

Redson looks pissed.

"W-Well, Me and Macaque need to get to the celestial realm and you are the only one who can help us!"

"And what makes you think that I'd help you?"

"Uhhhh..."

"Thought so." He snarls. I think of something that could at least get him to listen.

"Is me having a video of you jerking off while moaning my name, able to show it others, enough of a reason for you to help?"

Pfft, Redson's cheek go redder than his hair, I have to hold in a laugh. PIF spat out her food.