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Halloween costume troubles (Spicynoodles) [Smut]

// Me // 

This is a halloween special of sorts. It will contain Spicynoodles and Shadownpeach. Mostly Spicynoodles though (Top Redson and top Macaque). I hope you enjoy!

// No one's POV //

"No! No, no, no, no, no! I am NOT going to wear that!"

MK protests as Mei holds up a revealing bunny costume that strippers usually wear.

"Aww, c'mon! It's halloween, and besides, I think the Red bitch boy might like it." She adds, giggling.

"Still no!-"

"I'll pay Pigsy to give you a free day.~" She says, an obvious lie, but MK of course was naive enough to belive it.

"Deal!" MK snatches the costume from Mei, running into the changing room.

Mei snickers. "Fool, I'm broke." Her parents cut off her allowance after an incident with her dad's stuff, meaning she has no money anymore.

A few minutes later, MK comes back out, wearing the bunny suit. He's visibly uncomfortable.

"I don't like this..."

"Ahh, don't worry about it." She says before grabbing MK's arm and dragging him out the door. She herself is  wearing a witch costume, fitting, ain't it?

After a few minutes they walk through a cool festival running into a familiar face, Wukong. The ginger haired simian is wearing a damn thong and a long see through shirt, that doesn't cover it at all!!

"Monkey King!"

"Damn, didn't know you were the type to dress like that." Mei states, making Wukong's cheeks fill with a deep red.

"I... It's not what you think! I didn't want to wear it or anything!"

"Then why are you wearing it? Is it for Maci boi?~" Mei teases the immortal king.

"N-No! I mean yes-No-I mean... Maybe?"

Mei starts to laugh uncontrollably.

"Knew it!"

MK pulls her behind him. "Stop now, you're overreacting."

Wukong's eyes widen at the sight of MK.

"What the fuck do you think you're wearing young man?!" Wukong asks shocked, sounding like a parent.

"Mei said she'll pay Pigsy so I get a free day if I wear this."

Wukong looks to MK then to Mei, wondering how MK is so naive to believe her.

"Suuure." He says, before a hand grabs the golden furred simian at the shoulder from behind. (IWhat colour is Wukong's fur anyway? Is it golden or is Wukong a ginger, well, for now I'll use both?)

"Ah!" Wukong yelps, jumping back. And who was the person behind him? It was Macaque of course, wearing an outfit matching with Wukong, but definitely giving off more top vibes.

"Hi Peaches.~"

"What do you want? And what the fuck are you wearing? Had too much Ma-crack?" Wukong ask, smirking since he knows that Macaque hates when others make jokes with his name.

"Peaches, you have three seconds." Macaque says, holding three fingers up, counting down.

"What are you supposed to do?"

"Three."

"Seriously, What do you guys think he's trying to achieve?" Wukong asks, looking back to Mei and MK.

"Two."

"Monkey King, if I were you I'd run fast." MK says, buut.

"One." And with that, Macaque grabs Wukong by the arm and draggs him through a shadow portal.