The True King Of Lust (Male Minos reader x Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel)

HB S2E4: Western Energy

*3rd person pov*

The scene begins at the "Richest Cup Café, where the poor pour for you!", Gabe sits angrily where Stella and Stolia are sipping tea, giving each other lustful looks while Stella's sister, Aniphus, looks on.

Stella: "Stolia."

Stolia: "Stella."

Stella: "Beautiful."

Stolia: "Gorgeous."

Aniphus: "Aurgh! Not again."

Stella: *Slams hands on table, gets up* "HOT ASS WOMAN!"

Stolia: "SAYS THE HOT ONE! Anyway, why did you insist on meeting me here?"

A tiny imp server pours tea for Stolia. Stolia looks at her phone that says: "Reminder: Deal @ Ozzie's set."

Aniphus: *To Gabe* "Ahem! We need to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel Stella and Stolia deserves a bit more...compensation. Even after they did CHEAT on you. Surely, you owe-"

Stolia: "Aniphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This man never gave two shits about us or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue."

Stella: "My wife is right dear sister, we don't need anything from him, and he doesn't deserve anything from us."

The imp server looks out to see a mechanical horse is seen racing toward the glass window.

Gabe: "Bullshit!" *Flips them off*

Aniphus: *Groans* "Gaaabbbe, for fuck's sake, I'm trying to help my sister so stop making this harder!"

The window breaks, revealing V2 posing on a table. He twirls two angelic revolvers in his hands. He fires one and the bullet hits the window near Stolia's head. Gabe grins evilly at Stolia as she dodges more bullets. She flies out toward the exit. V2 wraps Stolia in glowing white rope before she can escape. Stolia falls to the ground in an alley, captured.

Stolia: "Oh, dear...this is worrisome."

The scene cuts to Blitza driving the I.M.P. van, with Mixxie and Millie in the back and a fearful Loona on Y/N's lap right next to Blitza. Blitza's phone lets out a bird ringtone.

Blitza: "Oh, shit. Stolia! It's really not a good time, buddy..."

Stolia: "I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy. But, umm...I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch. I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment."

Blitza: "Pffttt...lucky bitch."

Stolia: "Um, well, no. Rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by little robot friend of yours."

Blitza: "Ohh, which one?"

Mixxie: "How many robot friends do you know besides V1? *To Stolia* What does he look like, your highness?"

Stolia glances up at V2's "grinning" face as he rides his horse.

Stolia: "Umm...red?"

Mixxie: "That's V2, ma'am!"

Y/N: "You gotta be kidding me, first Strika calls in sick now this."

Blitza: "Oh, for fuck's sake! Can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?"

Stolia: "I believe he has bound me with blessed rope, which limits my ability to free myself, I'm afraid. So, I think you should come save me."

Blitza: "Oh, shit. Stolia, I can't today, alright? I'm sorry. I-I'm literally on my way to take Loona in for her very important Hellbies s-h-o-t."