The True King Of Lust (Male Minos reader x Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel)

HB E7: OZZIE'S P1

*3rd person pov*

The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolia's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Mixxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitza and Strika walk into the office.

Blitza: "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!"

Strika: "I know, they definitely were a 'blast' to shoot at."

Y/N walks in with blood covered all over him but he didn't mind.

Y/N: "Way to get my workout out of the way for today."

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: *Yells* "I'm still so jazzed up!"

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Mixxie: "Well you better stay jazzed, *Points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?"

Blitza: "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Mixxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

Strika: "I'm with ya boss girl."

Mixxie: "Actually, ma'am, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Y/N: "Well I'll be damned, congratulations you two."

Millie: *Gasps* "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

Mixxie: "Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while."

Millie: "Mixxie!"

She jumps into Mixxie's arms and kisses her face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitza rolls her eyes.

Blitza: *Groans* "Ugh, can you two not?"

Mixxie: "I'm sorry, ma'am. Maybe another time?"

Blitza: "No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy."

Y/N: "Blitz there being serious about this, don't go prowling into people's hunnymoons now."

Strika: "As much as I wanna see Blitz make a fool of herself, Y/N's right."

Mixxie: "Yeah. The reservation is for us anyways."

Blitza: "Uh huh!"

Mixxie: "Just us."

Blitza: "Mhm!"

Mixxie: "Without you there. Explicitly without you there."

Blitza: "I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *Hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!"

She whistles on as she gets smacked away by the door leading to the room, the one behind was Verosika.

Verosika: "Hey Y/N, heard your finally taking dates with the girls."

Y/N: "Yeah, what's up."

Verosika: "Well I was wondering if YOU would like to go on a date with me at Ozzie's."

Y/N: "Well what a coincidence. *To Mixxie* You don't mind a double date right?"

Mixxie: "Sure."

Y/N: "Nice. Hey Loonie could, you tell Cyclone I'll be a little late for the party. *No response* Loona?"