The True King Of Lust (Male Minos reader x Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel)

PS E6: La Chiave Del Mio Amor

*3rd person pov*

We open onto the exterior of Y/N's oversized kingdom, where said owner had just gotten back from looking for the abomination that is his stepson. Seeing no leads and with no help from his other prime soul members that had abandoned him, he is stuck in a corner and without any luck.

In response he throws his belongings down in anger and looks through any news articles containing the likeness about his stepson. As he sits and works, outside where the entrance is, Blitza in her van skims to a stop Infront of the kingdom's gates. Getting out she quickly runs inside and desperately looks for her "lover". Unaware that she had just dropped off in the worst timing possible.

Blitza: "Y/N! You here!?!"

Y/N hears the commotion and looks around curiously.

Y/N: "Blitza?"

He gets up and looks around for the little Imp, eventually finding each other in the main ball room.

Y/N: "Blitz!?"

Blitza quickly runs over to explain her night with Stolia.

Y/N: "Blitz what are you-?"

Blitza: "Look, look. Just wait for a sec. You might not believe it, but I just got blue pussed for the first time by Stolia!"

Y/N gives her a very confused look before sighing and rubbing his eyes, not wanting to deal with this now.

Y/N: "Okay Blitz, congratulations on getting the book without fucking her."

Blitza stops Y/N from leaving her as she pulls him back to explain.

Blitza: "No it's not alright! This isn't what Stolia does! You're coming with me to fix here and give her a proper fucking in return."

Y/N rips his arm away from her, looking at her with a hint of anger.

Y/N: "I'm not a sex toy Blitza, and I'm not going with, I've already got things on my calander."

Blitza shrugs her arms in confusion before stopping him again by getting in his way.

Blitza: "Woah their hypocrite, slow down from your high horse before you end up like Stolia."

Y/N: "The fuck you mean hypocrite?"

Blitza sarcastically moves her arms around her body.

Blitza: "Oh, well sorry for not pointing it out for you manslut. But aren't you literally a fuck toy to others?"

Y/N, deeply annoyed by Blitza's remark, restrains himself from further damage.

Y/N: "What are you getting onto Blitz?"

Blitza: "You really think your "harem" is all lovey dovey shit? Nope! It's always about sex, nothing else."

Y/N: "Then what of Loona? Or even Millie and Mixxie?"

Blitza spits a raspberry while pointing to his crotch.

Blitza: "Stuck on that dick of your's. To lust struck to think for themselves."

Y/N, now REALLY pissed off at Blitza, waves her off while passing by.

Y/N: "Get the fuck out. I'm not dealing with this right now."

Blitza seemed surprised at this and continues to pester him.

Blitza: "What? Why? Can't handle the truth all high and mighty. Satina you sound just like Stolia! What are you gonna say next that you had "fewings" for me?"

She flaunts and feels Y/N's body stop in his tracks before her. Looking up to him to see his face plastered in more confusion than before.

Y/N: "That, was entirely supposed to be our relationship."