The True King Of Lust (Male Minos reader x Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel)

HB S2E6: Oops

*3rd person pov*

The episode begins with a wideshot of Asmodia's palace, in which we then see her bedroom. Fizzyrolli and Asmodia are sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected penis goes off, to which Fizzyrolli wakes up. She punches the clock and stretches her arms out to the kitchen, passing by a laundry woman wearing an apron and black panties and makes herself some coffee. But she burns herself so she takes the coffee back, passing the same laundry woman from before making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. She stretched out and grabs one of her hats, and stretches, Fizzyrolli then grabs the coffee and drinks it, before throwing it away and stretching her limbs to above Asmodia.

Fizzyrolli: "Rise and shine, Ozzie!"

Fizzyrolli shakes and airhorn and sets it off, startling Asmodia, who lays back down.

Fizzyrolli: "Huehahahahaha!"

Asmodia: "Ugh, again with the horn?"

She turns in bed, covering her head with a pillow.

Fizzyrolli: "Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!"

She blows the horn again.

Fizzyrolli: "Mmkay, so; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators, then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvvvvibrators~. And then you have a nooner with Princess Stolia and Y/N."

As she speaks, Asmodia gets out of bed and puts on her robe

Asmodia: "Ahh, you scheduled me during lunch?"

Fizzyrolli: "Well, you're pretty good at squeezing things in."

As she speaks she squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodia's butt, before stretching onto her shoulder.

Fizzyrolli: "But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!"

Asmodia: "Let me guess; I'm handling that too?"

Fizzyrolli: "I mean... unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again."

Asmodia: "Hahahahahaha! No. Never again."

Fizzyrolli: "Whaaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!"

Asmodia: "Stooopp...!~"

Fizzyrolli: "OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!"

Asmodia: "No! It's too early for burgers, you maniac!"

Fizzyrolli: "Burger time! Burger time! Burger time!!!"

The two laugh together.

In the kitchen, Fizzyrolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "Queen of Ozz- a HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzyrolli stuffs the paper into a trash can, then proceeds to throw the entire can out of a window while Asmodia hums, making breakfast. Asmodia opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.

Fizzyrolli: "Yeah yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today."

Asmodia: "About that. You're still going to that contest rehearsal... without me?"

Fizzyrolli: "Welll... y- you have a packed day today.... and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammin thing, soo...."

Asmodia: "It's the Greed ring. One of the cities is literally called Ransom."

Fizzyrolli: "Ah, you worry too much, You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~"

Asmodia: "I mean... only after Y/N..."

Fizzyrolli: *Mouth full* "What?"

Asmodia: "What?"

Fizzyrolli: "Come onnnn, Ozz. I can be on my own one day!"