The True King Of Lust (Male Minos reader x Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel)

🍋~Princesses and Dominance~🍋

It's the end of NNN boys! And so, my beautiful readers, deserve a gift for being soldiers or even partaking in it for a while. I give you the lemon you deserve and I ain't pulling any punches, as for the winner and first girl for the lemon, it had been decided that it will be-

Charlie and Vaggie. So let's get right innit.

*3rd person pov*

We open with, well, a door opening to show a dusty palace that looks to have been abandoned for centuries. The camera zooms in to show old beyond centuries pictures of the once great King Minos and his accomplishments over the times. Some were on the ground broken and others more dusty then a search history during NNN.

???: "They really fucked up my crib."

The camera turns around to show Y/N holding golden keys to the castle as he looks around his once priceless mansion, now turned to nothing but a dusty mess.

Y/N: "I leave for what, a few years and the maids decide to quit?"

He sighs as a piece of the floorboard caves in. To which made him huff in annoyance.

Y/N: "Well if I don't start now then I'll start never."

He summons a broom, cleaning sprays and a bucket with a mop inside.

Y/N: "Fuck it, I'll just start in the main room before going to other places. Let's see if my memory serves me right of where I'm going."

The slideshow of Y/N's cleaning occurs as the first one swipes over to him blowing on some paintings, only for the dust to get into his eyes making him flinch back in pain.

Y/N: "Ack!"

Another slide comes over to show him brooming some dust from the ceiling, only for a piece of floorboard under him to cave in making him fall to the ground, also damaging more of the floor.

Y/N: "Damnit!"

Cut to a new slide where he's spraying some windex on a window only for it to shatter the moment it gets sprayed on.

Y/N: *Sigh* "Great. Now I gotta call Os for extra furniture."

The slide then goes faster showing the amount of times he's been hurt while cleaning. The slide then gets pushed away by Y/N sitting down and sighing.

Y/N: "Fucking. Finally."

He looks at his work as the main entrance looked to be brand new, with the windows, paintings, furnature and lighting being repaired to the point you would think it was just made, and the floor being so shiny you could eat off the ground and suffer no disease, except for getting called a weirdo for doing that in the first place. Y/N basks in the newly repaired front section before remembering he has to do the whole castle. He breaks down and sighs longingly while putting his head on his hands.

Y/N: "It's gonna take years to clean this damn place, and I'm not hiring anyone for help because I know damn well they'll just steal. I need some fresh air."

He starts to walk to the front door but gets a call on his phone. Not even seeing who was calling he just answers.

Y/N: "Yo?"

On the other line was a very subtly familiar voice.

Charlie: "Hey Y/N! Just wondering if your doing anything today."

Y/N: "Oh, hey Charlie. No I guess, I'm taking a little brake from cleaning the castle so I'll say I got nothing right now."

Charlie: "Cool! Anyways if you want to do you wanna go with me and Vaggie on a little date?"