The True King Of Lust (Male Minos reader x Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel)

PS E3: It's Beach Time! Beatches!

*3rd person pov*

The episode starts with Stella, Octavia, and Stolia asleep in bed with a gap between the three. Stolia softly waves her hand in the gap, not feeling anything she instead wakes up with a groggy look as she looks around the room.

Stolia: "Hubby?"

She looks around some more, trying to find her real future husband. She rubs her eyes before trying to get out of bed. Key word "trying" because due to last nights, "fun", it took her shaky legs some time to get used to being used properly. After a while of getting used to the slight pain she puts on a robe and heads out to get some coffee. Stolia walks around the halls, occasionally taking a glimpse at some family photos, the ones with Gabe having "white paint" plastered on his face on each one. 

Even the ones high up.

Stolia snickers at this as she makes it to the kitchen, stopping when she sees Y/N drinking some coffee and angrily texting to Dani who hasn't texted back once. With a sigh Y/N turns his phone off and leans back in his seat with his eyes closed. Stolia got a playful smirk and slowly gets behind him and covers his eyes.

Stolia: "Guess who."

Y/N wasn't slightly jumped by this and also gets a playful smirk.

Y/N: "Well if I'm not going by voice, Stella would have light and shaky footsteps, Stolia would have a bit more weight and more intense shakiness due to last night's affairs. And finally, Octavia wouldn't even get up at all. So, by my guess... Stolia?"

Stolia chuckles and removes her hands while kissing his cheek before sitting next to him.

Stolia: "Right you are dear. How was your sleep?"

Y/N: "Hmm. Not good. Was nearly up all night trying to text a friend who hasn't returned a single one."

Stolia: "Well why so?"

She gets up and heads to the counter to start the brewing of her coffee.

Y/N: "Well me and some acquaintances are trying to find-"

Y/N's eyes slightly widened as he tried directing his sentence to not reveal to her the truth.

Y/N: "A good place to settle down!"

Stolia hears this and instantly knew he was lying.

Stolia: "I know your lying dear. I am a mother after all."

She got behind him to start massaging his shoulders, which he leaned into. 

Stolia: "What's troubling you? Is it work related?"

Y/N: *Sigh* "You have no idea hun."

He takes a long sip of his coffee as Stolia got to thinking. Just as the brewing ended, she gets an idea.

Stolia: "How about a vacation?"

Y/N nearly spits out his coffee.

Y/N: "What?"

Stolia: "Yes! A vacation, just us and some of our friends."

Y/N: "Are you sure you're alright with this?"

Stolia: "Nothing of the matter!"

She takes her cup and sips some coffee as Y/N ponders on his decision. He looks over at his phone, wanting to email Dani first. But ultimately decides against it and turns to Stolia.

Y/N: "You know what? Fuck it, when are we going?"

Cut to a luxurious bar that has little to know guests at the time. At the front bar we see our favorite possum cleaning some glasses as usual. As he's minding his own business, his second employee Vortex comes over to take a seat in one of the stools.