An Adventurer Of A Thief (warning!!: zhongven,royal and bl)

A Gift Unlike Any Other

I SWEAR I ALREADY GOT THIS PART HALF WAY DONE THEN IT GOT DELETED LIKE F### WHY!?!!

*Warning I'm too mad about that so swearing so if you want just keep scrolling till you see no bold lettering, thank you😃😃 I'm serious I can swear*

FUCK MY LIFE WHYYYYY I SWEAR IT WAS 600 WORDS AND IM TOO LAZY TO REWRITE IT LIKE FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS LIFE, HECK WHY DID IT GLITCH!!?! FUCK MY WIFI ,FUCK MY POSITION! FUCK MY HANDS , FUCK MY BRAIN FUCK MY MIND ,FUCK MY EYES,
LIKE MOTHER F#### LIFE SUCKS URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BTW THANK YOU FOR 100 VIEWS, PLEASE DON'T GET ME CANCELLED IM JUST URGHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH!! AHHHH WAHHHHH!! *tantrum noises* ARGHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMGAH I PUT WAY TOO MANY FUCKS JUST WHY!!!!!

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Hello innocents you have reached the UN tantrumed intro, anyway yes I didn't lie I literally typed it there, and I put away too many f###s like sheesh, anyways I would like to say is THANK YOU FOR 100 READS IN ONLY 4 PARTS LIKE Y'ALL NEW RECORD, BETTER THAN MY DNF STORY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 SEE YA!! AND ENJOYYY (btw warning: slight against, desperation I think?)

*Venti pov*

It's been an hourrrr,I wonder what did morax tried to get back? Is it that important? Like did we carry stuff? I don't think so......like what could it be? But other than that I remember that bow from that one antique store! It was so cool! I remembered before the war I wanted to try a bow than a catalyst, since my powers have gotten weak ever since It's better for me to use bows instead. But then before that happens I saw the door open...it was morax.

: Oh zhongli your back! What took so long??? *I see he has a gift behind him but I point at it* is that it?

Zhongli: yes , sorry for keeping you waiting..I lost it real good (actually I bought it) *he then opens a safe then puts the gift in then he locks it*

: Sheesh fine I won't steal it like the lire sheesh calm down...

Zhongli: yeah yeah *he then randomly takes of his shirt showing his body with his side arms to neck having black marks even to his hands.... it's a symbol that a person is a dragon.... That's why he wears long sleeve and gloves*

: why are you suddenly undressing?????????????

Zhongli: I'm not fully naked am I???? *He then grabs a book as he lays down on the bed next to me that is quite smol but it's so hard to read....it seems to be Chinese....I can't even read English that well*

: is that a Chinese dictionary?

Zhongli: oh? Yes it is? Why how did you know? I thought you didn't know how to read barb-venti...

: HEY! (Says you who literally almost called me Barbatos! I'm already used to calling you zhongli! Show some respect bruh) ahem but yeah I think so , I mean I noticed that you mostly have Chinese culture here, plus Ei's kingdom is a cheaper version of Japan while mines is a cheap version of Germany.

Zhongli: so your saying my kingdom is a cheap version of china?

: y- uhhh......I dunno...

Zhongli: ..............wha???do you want too know some easy words before going to bed?