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Ladies and gentlemen, he's here to bid us farewell with laughter one last time. Let's give a round of applause for the one and only Mr. Lee Evans!

Thank you, thank you all for coming down, wow! Oh, you guys are too much! Last time I was here was in... 2002 wow! Its bigger than I remember.

When I looked up at the audience for the first time when I was here last time, all I saw were little dots way up in the distance. I thought they'd shrunk the fucking audience or something!

And I'm telling my jokes, sweating buckets, and trying to connect with those folks in the stratosphere! It's like telling jokes to the fucking International Space Station! I'm trying to make eye contact with someone in the front row, but it's more like trying to spot the Titanic in a sea of fricking Icebergs!

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