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The amazing members of the amazing jury
A r c h i e C o n n o r
He believes that drinking coffee is the same as using drugs. He only drinks water and green tea
N e s t y
He hates coffee and therefore feels uncomfortable. He's been trying cappuccino all his life, but then he just spits it out, leaving drops on his beard. So hot chocolate and milkshakes
V a l e n t i n e H o t l i n e s
He cannot imagine his life without coffee. And yes, he is a Brit. Get over it
M i c h e l l e L e v y
She only drinks what her husband allows her to drink
Matilda Magorian
M a t i l d a M a g o r i a n
Vodka. Next
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G l o r i a G o r e l i k
Hey, people, wake up! I have an idea.
L i s s a P r e s t o n
Gorelik, my love, go to hell.
G l o r i a G o r e l i k
There's no time to chat!
Wake up, people! Clear?
Let's go and wake up sweet Michelle!
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A r c h i e C o n n o r
It was terrible, Lorrie!
Oh Christ...
Never sleep
In the same compartment with Valley and Nesty.
Valley, of course, can be awfully nice,
But they're so damn annoying and sassy!
Valley was sleeping on the upper berth on the left,
I was sleeping on the lower berth on the right.
Nesty was sleeping on the lower berth on the left.
No one was sleeping on the upper berth
On the right.
Nesty made it up so he wouldn't see Valley.
Valley didn't take it seriously either.
"We will not see each other!
Ah, Archie!
Or will we?!"
Oh, Lorrie, I need a...
You know, little breather.
Valley was looking down with disdain,
And Nesty was punching the mattress on top.
They... Okay, I will try to explain.
I felt like a tortured chop.
At first they were arguing about some salad,
Then Valley decided to sing for some reason.
I'm gonna have nightmares about these ballads!
I wanted to put my poor head in the freezer!
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M i c h e l l e L e v y
I was alone and I couldn't sleep...
My husband... He loves me!
To the point of creeps.
He's very jealous and sometimes it...
It hurts!
It seems to him that everyone flirts.
You know, Lorrie,
I'm really glad you're listening to me...
But we're really not flirting! Agree?
And suddenly Gloria, Lissa and you burst in!
Please don't tell Gabriel this!
He's definitely not gonna grin...
Don't tell him! Okay, Lorrie? Please!
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G l o r i a G o r e l i k
Good morning, gentlemen! Rise and shine!
Hey!
Are you really asleep?!
Come on, my dears! My dears, it's time!
Lissa! Hit him on his hip!
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N e s t y
How the hell it would be morning?!
What kind of gentleman our Hotlines is?
I had a dream about a yellow dolphin!
When will she finally disappear?!
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A r c h i e C o n n o r
My dear ladies and my dearest Lorrie...
Where on Earth are my glasses?!
I'm an old man! Oh Jesus Christ...
I'm over forty!
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The Pretense Festival
RomanceA mockumentary play At the Protostar show, nothing stands still. Singing, dancing, quarrelling. Twelve of the best singers in the USA will compete for an unknown prize. However, is it important? There is no honesty and justice in this world. How fa...
