*•What The Fuck..?•*|Var! BSD characters x Fem! GojoReader|

(IX)

The next day

8:30 AM

You yawned as you got out of your bed.

After stretching, you brushed your teeth and took a bath.

You put on your outgoing clothes.

It was the time for your new job.

"Hey, B/N."

Silence.

"B/N‼️‼️‼️😡😡"

"What is it?" Your brother replied groggily.

"Buy me some Mcdonalds after I come home from my new job."

"You have a new job?"

"...I didn't tell you?"

"..No."

"Okay."

"What's the pay?"

"1,000,000 a month."

"...EH⁉️⁉️"

"I KNOW RIGHT⁉️ IT'S GOOD CASH‼️"

"GTFO OF HERE AND MAKE US SOME GOOD CASH, THEN I'LL GIVE YOU MCDONALDS‼️‼️"

"Okay brah."

"I'm not yo brah."

"😨😨"

"😎😎😎"

You walk out of your house.

'Shit, I didn't drink my daily dose of coffee.' You think while having an internal crisis.

You walk towards the address that Ranpo gave you.

'Oh well. It's an agency, so they'll probably have coffee there.'

You spotted the agency? You had to say, it was... quite small?

You walked inside the building.

Cup drop.

No, like literally.

A Cup. Dropped.

You look at where the noise came from and saw a white haired guy.

You smile at him.

He faints.

'What the fuck?'

You sweatdrop.

"Ahhhhh, Y/N-Chan! It's nice to see you again!~" A voice calls you out.

"Oh, Dazai! Hello there! You work here too?" You smile and tilt your head.

"Yeah, I do!" Dazai smiles back.

"DAZAI‼️‼️‼️ ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR PAPERWORK⁉️⁉️"

A blonde haired man storms towards Dazai and grabs his neck.

"K-KUNIKIDA-KUN! DON'T CHOKE ME YET! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!! I- I- I STILL NEED TO  ASK THIS LOVELY WOMAN TO A DOUBLE-SUICIDE!"

The blonde haired man stops shouting.

"Dazai. Are you okay? You don't want to die? Seriously? As your colleague, I need to check what's up with you. As of no-"

The blonde haired man notices you. He takes his notebook out.

'Oh, that must be Kunikida.' You think.

He looks at the notebook, then to you.
Notebook, you. Notebook, you.
He drops his notebook accidentally, looking at you. He picks the notebook up and drags Dazai by his collar to another room.

You sweatdrop again.

The white haired guy wakes up with a groan.

You suddenly realise who the white haired guy is.

"Atsushi! It's so nice to meet you!" You smile.

Atsushi blushes furiously. "H- H- How'd you know my name?!?!!?

"It's me, Y/N! I'll be joining this agency today!" You smile as you bend down to his staggered level and point towards yourself.

"Wha- What?! Y/N, IS THAT YOU?!?!?" His eyes widen.

You look down to check if it's still you.

"Yeah, it's me!" You smile.

"YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!" Atsushi accidentally blurts out. After he says that, his eyes widen again and hand goes on top of his mouth as an attempt to shut himself up. He turns redder than a tomato.

"Why, thank you hubby four! You're pretty charming yourself!" You smile, returning the compliment.

Atsushi faints again, after you called him hubby four.

'Does this guy have a thing for fainting?' You sweatdrop.

At that moment, Kunikida comes out of the room.

"Oh hey, Kunikida, right? It's an honour to work with you in this agency." You give your hand out for him to shake.

"Yes, that's right. I'm Kunikida. I apologize for the... Inconvenience. It's a pleasure to work with you too, Y/N." He shaked your hand and adjusted his glasses, anime style.

"Okay, so what do we need to do in order to, like- get into the agency?"

"For now, you need to fight one of the members of the ADA to get in."

"Okay, that would probably be easy. So, who will I be fighting?"

"Probably me. Or dazai." He says, looking at Dazai from behind his glasses.

"Okay, that's nice. In the office only?" You smile.

"Yeah, we don't have enough expenses to afford a training ground."

"Okay, so do I like, start now?" You reply, opening your phone while you're at it.

"Yeah, you can."

"..." You stay silent and do nothing.

"..." Kunikida also stays silent as you're silent.