*•What The Fuck..?•*|Var! BSD characters x Fem! GojoReader|

(XIX)

9:12 AM

You yawned as you stretched in your seat.

"May I get a cup of coffee?" You ask a waiter, with your signature smile.

"Ma'am, this is your sixth cup."

"Did I ask to tell you the amount of cups that I had?" You keep your smile on.

The waiter went away to make you another coffee.

'I don't know why people stop me from drinking coffee like bro, mind your own damn business?' You roll your eyes.

Your coffee gets served to you as continue with your paperwork.

Suddenly, the front door of the agency opens.

A black haired man comes into sight.

You can't see his eye colour as his eyes are well, closed... He looks quite cute! Green eyes would suit him.

The blackberry seems to have many snacks in his hand.

He examines the whole office to see if anything has changed or not.

He turns to look at you.

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His eyes widen to normal size.

'Is that Y/N? She's stunning... Thats why Dazai was freaking out. It's quite natural. I want to get to know her!'

Ranpo shoots you a close eyed smile.

You smile back.

"Hello! Y/N, right? Welcome to the Agency!" Ranpo comes towards you and gives you a hand to shake.

"Ranpo Edogawa? It's nice to meet you!" You smile, shaking his hand.

'Her deductive skills are quite good.'

"Okay, now please get me the rest of my snacks from the grocery store! I forgot to bring them." Ranpo smiles and points at the door.

"Sure!" You smile and go out of the agency in less than a second.

'What? I thought she would say no. Either she went out to timepass, or escape the agency.' Ranpo blinked.

"Finally, fresh air. That agency was suffocating me. I hate doing paperwork. The only perk is coffee and cash." You muttered out while walking towards the grocery store.

"Hello, are you here to take that guy's forgotten snacks?" A cashier asks you, two XL size bags in hand.

"Yes. Did he pay?" You ask.

"He did! He just forgot them. I figured that someone would come and get them sooner or later." The cashier said.

"Well, thank you then, Yuji-San." You smile.

"It's no problem, L/N-Sensei!" Yuji smiles back.

After you both chat for a couple of minutes, you pick up the bags.

"See you later! Tell Megumi and Nobara that I said hi!" You wave him off.

"Sayonara, L/N-Sensei!"

Time skip to agency:

"Here are your snacks." You drop the two bags in front of Ranpo's desk.

'...How much strength does this woman have?' Ranpo wonders, trying to pry the two bags off his desk.

You finish your paperwork in a few minute's time.

You decide to walk home.

"Ohoho, would you look at that, gang? A beautiful woman!" A drunk man and his gang come out of nowhere, blushing at you.

You blink.

"Oh em jee, is that the government police?" You look behind them and point.

"What?! Where?!" They look back in horror and surprise as you teleport home.

'Oldest trick in the book.' You lay on the bed looking at the ceiling and smirking.