That boring movie finally ends. "hey girls, would you like to come to the party at my house tonight?" asks ashtray. me and stacy look at each other. "sure we would love to" i say smiling.
"great i'll send you the address" he says before i receive a notification on my phone, he sent me his address. "umm is it ok if we bring two other people?" i ask "yeah no problem" he replies. "be there at 11:30" he then adds.
WHAT it's already 10:30, i don't have time! me and stacy rush home and get ready. we decide to match. i wear a navy blue short dress with white accessories and shoes, she wears a white dress with blue accessories and shoes.
on our way to the address he sent, i text andy: 'cornelia street n.13, it's a party so dress nice, be there with lydia and everyone else as soon as you can' it's a little more than two people but it's ok.
i don't care if he is being my slave, i just want the world to know what he's done, so i'll show everyone the picture i took.
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me and stacy arrive at 8:36, surprisingly we're on time. we walk for about 10 minutes to find the house. we arrive on cornelia st. 13 and i can't believe what i'm seeing. he has a HUGE ass mansion. is this a dream? forget option 2, i'm liking number 1 wayyy better.
i mean ashtray's hot, handsome, blond, kind, generous, funny and most importantly rich. andy is umm... childish, he only cares about stupid football, boring, and oh! a cheater!
we enter my future mansion and inside its even better! it's full of kids, since i don't know anybody, me and stacy start looking for ash and his friends. as we're looking for him, we hear his voice calling our names.
"hey girls, you made it!" he says with a smile on his face. "yeah! umm our 'guests' are on their ways" i say. andy replied with 'omw' 10 minutes ago so yeah he should be here in about 5 minutes.
"do you want a drink?" ash politely asks. "no thank you i'm fine, what about you stacy?" i say "oh i'll get a coke" she replies. "sure i'll be right back with your coke" he says before rushing to get stacy her coke.
he comes back after about a minute with a glass full of coke with ice and a slice of lemon and hands it to her. "can i ask you a thing?" i ask ash. "sure" he replies. "i have an evil plan, can i ruin somebody's reputation at this party tonight?" i ask.
"reputation like taylor swift's album! by the way, yes! i LOVE evil plans, can i help? i'd love to" oh. my. gosh. he. listens. to. taylor. swift. "omg you listen to taylor too? i can't believe it! and yes i'd love to have you helping me" i say with a huge smile on my face.
he smiles back and looks at stacy "is the coke alright?" he asks. "yeah it's really good, thank you" she replies. "i just took it out of the fridge, i thought you'd like it better" he adds "yeah i love it! thank you so much" she replies.
not him taking care of us? blushing and kicking my feet right now! andy goldfarb could never. speaking about andy... there he is with his stupid face. "hey girls!!" he says seeing us. he's there with lydia and all the other people from our group of friends.
"wait, is that andy goldfarb?" ashtray asks. uhhh? they know each other?? "yeah why? how do you know him?" i ask. "we went to elementary school together but yeah we never spoke" he says. "well you're going to ruin him tonight" i confess. "oh we're getting revenge oh andy?" he asks. "revenge? nah better than revenge" i reply.
we all say hi and you know talk about boring stuff when i whisper to stacy "entertain them, me and ash are going to prepare everything" she looks at me and nods. "uh me and ashtray are going to prepare a stage because there's going to be a show here tonight!" i inform them. "oh alright" andy says.
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in the cinema of his house, there's a little place where you can walk to you know present something on the screen. we connect my phone to the big screen and prepare a microphone so everyone can hear me.
everything's ready and so am i! i can't wait to ruin him. we gather everyone in the cinema room and ask them to sit. of course there's no room for everyone at the party but it's not important, we just need the friend group. after i'm done, i'm going to send the photo to 7th grade gossip.
everyone is sitting and i can see andy and lydia in the crowd, that means i can start. oh nice, andy's sitting between lydia and kym, that's perfect. "he's not a saint and he's not what you think, he's an actor. andy goldfarb's better known for the things that he does on the mattress" i say before smiling to the crowd.
i rush to the computer to show the picture, but andy realize what i'm about to do and runs to the microphone before i could show it. "stop it olivia" he says. "lydia come here please" he says. lydia follows him on the stage. she looks at him confused.
"i'm breaking up with you" he says. haha dear lydia, karma's a bitch! i honestly don't care he ruined my plan, i'm still sending it to 7th grade gossip. "ok the shows over everybody, go back and do whatever you were doing" andy says to the crowd, after lydia started crying and ran away.
before he can see me, i send the picture to the gossip account. andy messed with the wrong crazy bitch. i turn off the computer and walk up to ash and stacy who were waiting for me. "i'm sorry your plan didn't work" ash says. "oh don't worry! his reputation is still over" i reassure him smiling.
everybody's phone goes off as we all get the same notification: 'instagram: @7thgradegossip posted: andy goldfarb cheating on lydia rodriguez with kym!! spotted at a party yesterday.'
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