happy 1 year anniversary to one of taylor's best albums who inspired this story: midnights!! (it was yesterday but ok)
My hate for Andy Goldfarb right now is bigger than the whole sky. I can't stand him. Thankfully, I have Ashtray by my side, and he's wayyy better than Andy. While he's out there, changing girlfriend every month, I'm in my lovely house with my lovely boyfriend (the loml).
Ashtray left about thirteen minutes ago and I'm on my bed doing nothing. I suddenly receive a phone call from my mom. "Hey ma, is everything ok?" I ask confused. "Yeah sure honey, I just wanted to tell you to prepare your bags because we are going on vacation with Stacy's family this weekend!" she informs me. "Are you serious? That's so cool! Where are we going?" I question.
"It's a surprise, but prepare both winter and summer clothes" she says. "Okay, thank you so much!! Does Stacy already know?" "Yeah she does, now I got to go, see you later" my mom says before ending the call. We're going on vacationnnn!
I immediately call Stacy "STACEEEE" I yell as soon as she responds. "LIVVYYYYY" she replies. "We're going on vacation!" we both say excited at the same time. "Ok, now help me prepare my stuff!" I tell her. "Wait a second, I'll be there in five minutes"
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Stacy arrives and we start choosing clothes to bring on our vacation. "As soon as we're done, you're coming to my house and you're helping me do that" Stacy tells me. "I thought that was obvious?" we laugh. "Oh wait- aren't we supposed to go to the movies with the others this weekend?" Stacy asks.
"Ohhhh i forgot, don't worry i'll call my dear friend Andy and tell him to go next week" just kidding, I hate Andy. But I can't show to him that I hate him because it'll prove his point (that i still like him).
"Oh you're friends again?" Stacy asks. I look at her and widen my eyes. "Umm... I think you missed a few chapters". I start explaining everything that happened this morning and how i'm dating Ashtray. "Oh that's crazy! You should bring him to the movies" Stacy says.
"No, we're not one of those cringy couples who have to do everything together, I want to go to the movies to spend time with you, not with him" I say "Aww that's cute" "Don't even" I say laughing making Stacy laugh too.
"Oh yeah I need to tell everyone we're leaving". I text Ash: 'Hey, I'm going to be busy all weekend, see you Monday'. Then I text Andy: 'Yo, me and Stace have stuff to do this weekend so we aren't able to come to the movies, can we go next week?'
Ash immediately responds: 'Don't worry, have fun' (giggling and kicking my feet). After a few minutes Andy responds: 'Yeah no problem, are you dating Ashtray??' uhh none of your business??
'Yeah? Are you dating Kym?' I ask. "He's dating Kym??" Stacy asks me "Yup". 'Yeah I am. I hope you girls have fun this weekend' he responds. 'thx' I reply.
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"Aren't you mad?" Stacy asks. "Mad for what?" "Well... Andy? I thought you liked him" "Nah, I like Ashtray now" I tell her. "Andy looks like the bad version of Ashtray" she says laughing. "You're right, he looks like the fake Ashtray" "We should call him 'Ashtray Fake', you know as a code name" she suggests. "Yeah I guess".
I receive a text from Ashtray Fake- uh I mean Andy: 'Since you guys are leaving, I think we should hang out: just me, you, Stacy and Kym' 'Sure' I reply. I don't really want to have Kym around but I need to understand that I have a boyfriend and I can't be jealous of her.
'See you at the park right now?' 'Uh yeah, we'll get ready and arrive, give us fifteen minutes' I reply. Me and Stace start getting ready. As we arrive at the park, we can see Andy and Kym on a bench. "Hey guys" Stacy greets them. "Oh hey girls" Andy says while Kym just waves at us.
We go for a walk and decide to go get ice cream. As we enter the ice cream shop, I see someone familiar. I gasp when I realize what I'm looking at. My boyfriend Ashtray and Lydia eating ice cream together??. "Uh what are you doing here?" I ask bothered.
"Oh hey Liv" Ash says standing up and kissing my cheek. "What are you doing with... her?" I question. "She texted me on instagram saying she's your friend and your birthday is soon and you know, I asked her what to do to and she told me to come here and talk. Isn't that great? It's going to be perfect!" he informs me.
"Ash, my birthday was in June and she is NOT my friend" I say. "Huh? What do you mean?" he asks confused. "We hate each other and she's lying to you so you can meet her and she can steal you from me" I tell Ash. I though he was smarter.
"Why would you do that?" I ask Lydia. "Why would I not? You ruined me!" she freaks out. "What are you saying? You know what actually ruined you? You being a bitch!!" I say. "Oh so I'm the bitch? You're the one who has a different boyfriend every day" she yells.
She can't be for real. "Girly Ash is literally my first boyfriend" I say. "Oh so you're going to pretend like you never dated Andy??" Not her accusing me for stuff?? "Uh yeah cause I never did?" I say and Andy agrees with me "Yeah, we never dated."
"I think you got it all wrong. I was single all my life until this morning. Andy's the one who's had three girlfriends in a month" I tell her. "But- But Andy can, you can't" she growls. I just look at her confused not understanding what she's trying to say.
"Alright, if you say so" I say "let's go away girls" Andy says. We all leave.
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