𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒,, andy goldfarb

𝟏𝟗. 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃'𝐕𝐄, 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃'𝐕𝐄, 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃'𝐕𝐄

After so much time, we finally got to meet at the movies. Kym is here with Ash just in case you wanted to know.

"Everyone ready to see Saltburn?" Asks Aaron while we're outside the theater. "I thought we were watching Wonka?" I say confused.

"We were supposed to but half of us already watched it" Mateo informs me. Oh. I guess i'm gonna watch it on my fav illegal website moviekids.tv....

No Timmy T Today 😢🥺 (did i just ruin the feed? yes? do i care? yes but id do anything for timmy).
At least i'll get to see Jacob Elordi (hot) and Barry Keoghan (also a little hot).

I heard a lot of things about this movie and i'm not sure how a bunch of thirteen year olds managed to get into the theater, but we did

The seats in order starting from the left are: Kym's minions (forgot their names), Kym, Ashtray, Me ofc, Stacy, Andy, Lydia, Mateo and then Aaron.

The movie started and Stacy is talking about how she can't see. She then asks Andy to switch seats. i look at her intensely and whisper in her ear "i told you i don't like him anymore". she raises her eyebrows while smiling and switches.

nothing interesting happens for the first half of the
movie (i mean between us because A LOT happened
in the movie). there's the half movie break and all i can hear is ashtray yapping about something to his dear girlfriend.

He would've, could've, should've just stay quiet. Cause now i really want to punch both. and i don't know how much i can resist. i tried to ignore the fact he was literally sitting next to me but i couldn't.

Thankfully there is andy who just can't seem to shut up so he kept talking to me and i kinda forgot ashtray was there. he talks a lot.

It's the part where Jacob's character dies and no please don't die you're so hot. that's what i thought. my thought were interrupted by andy's voice saying "it's definitely the twinkie's fault, he's gonna kill them all i know it". damn.

i giggle to not make him feel embarrassed for being so weird. he looks at me and smiles.

Kinda corny but i think he's cute. don't hate on me for switching boys so fast. if you think about it i've been liking andy for a long time. maybe my crush for him never went away, it just got interrupted by ash (i'm delusional).

The movie is almost over. "murder on the dancefloor" starts playing (fun fact i'm listening to it while writing this) and i get flashed by barry keoghan.

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Not gonna lie i actually loved the movie.

I look at Andy who looks at me. "We should do that again" he suggests. (iykyk) "definitely" i respond. I'll admit i like his eyes. I open tiktok and see THE Jacob Elordi Saltburn edit (other fun fact i'm listening to 'never be like you' while writing this)

he notices me adding the video to my favorites and asks "you find him hot?" to which i respond "you don't?" he then laughs. I'll admit i like his smile.

"no but i sure do find Austin Butler attractive if that makes you feel better" he says. "so you prefer Elvis over Priscilla?" i ask "hundred percent" he responds.
i high five him. sorry jacob but no one can compare to austin (except for timothée of course).

If you think about it it's all a circle. Barry worked with both jacob and austin so he knows both Elvis's. Austin worked with Timmy so they all should hang out and be hot.

The last thing andy just said made me realize maybe i actually do still like him. ignore the fact i wrote actually like 5 times this chapter

~𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 i was all hyped up about this chapter and it came out as one of the worse.... sorry (at 300 words i was exhausted so i wrote the "ew" to use 100 words)
sorry for the short chapter