Twilight: The parody

Rest

A/N: I'm back after a year!

"Fuck, Bella!"

P!Jacob approaches her body but is threatened by the girls (vines popping out of the ground, animals growling, Lila and Brittany getting ready to use their powers) and by Jacob (his ghostly form appears bigger and he looks ready to kill).

"Fine." P! Jacob snarls. "You win this time... but I will be back for her. I promise."

P!Jacob dramatically backs into the dark forest, transforming into a wolf as he does so, until all you can see are his bright eyes peeking out, before they disappear too.

"Bella!" R! Jacob exclaims, lifting his girlfriend up.

"Bella will be fine. She only exhausted herself in a stressful situation. A good rest in bed and she'll be as good as new," Brittany says, comforting R! Jacob.

"Let me take her from you, don't want you to overexert yourself!" Charlene says, lifting Bella up from Jacob with her plants.

Jacob looks disgruntled but accepts it, knowing that he was gonna give out at any moment.

"Can't believe that bastard took my fucking body! Now what are we gonna do?" R!Jacob rants, feeling downtrodden.

"Look first we have to get Bella somewhere safe, probably not her house because that's compromised, obviously, but one of our houses. That Jacob had no idea who we are so he doesn't know where we live or what the protections in our house are. Hmmmm let's go with... " Lila tries to decide.

"Can't be my house. Jacob's been there before," Brittany says, glaring at Jacob.

"Fine, my house works. Besides, it's far from the forest so he has to walk into town to get to her," Charlene states, realizing how open they are to P! Jacob's attacks.

They start to leave before they realize that Jacob is following.

"Hey Jacob? You can't go with us." Lila states, looking at R! Jacob.

"What?! Why not?" Jacob questions, putting his hands on his hips.

"You see, we don't know if the other Jacob can get your memories or not in this form. We don't want his eyes on Bella more than necessary. Plus, it's kinda creepy having a ghost in my house, what if you creep on us or something!" Sierra explains, turning towards Jacob.

"Can't you blindfold me or something? Like some ghost spell for that?" R!Jacob asks, floating near the girls.

"Sorry but no! You can sleep in Bella's house though. Maybe you can make him feel sorry or empathetic or something if he can look through your memories." Brittany suggests, looking at her nails.

"Fine." R!Jacob exclaims, defeated by his lack of options. "Just please tell me when Bella wakes up."

"We will. You should be trying to connect with your counterpart. Try to find out where he is or what he's planning." Lila instructs.

"Ok then," R! Jacob reluctantly says.

They still continue in the same direction.

"What are you still doing here, Wolf-boy? Shoo! Scram already!" Sierra hisses.

R!Jacob looks longingly towards Bella.

"Ok, ok, just one last thing."

He floats up to Bella and kisses her on the forehead, resting his forehead against hers.

"We're gonna get through this, ok baby?" He whispers to Bella.

R! Jacob looks at her one last time before dissipating into mist.

.......

"How sweet! They are such a cute couple!" Charlene coos, gushing over her friend's relationship.

"Yeah, so cute yet they experience such tragedy," Brittany says, remembering the couple when they were holed up inside Bella's house as she worked on her trauma.

"Let's move. I hear the forest move," Charlene says, hearing a bush move. "I have some potions at my house. We can give some to Bella to increase her healing factor.

"Then we need to find out how to get rid of the other Jacob before he traumatizes Bella like Edward did," Lila responds.

"We can form the plan at Charlene's house, let's just get out of here. The forest is freaking me out a bit," Sierra comments.

As the girls leave the forest, unbeknownst to them, an unseen figure is approaching a certain werewolf's house.