sam and colby oneshots

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an - this is a made up story, and its kinda fluff kinda funny type of thing idek
if you guys want angst lmk!!

Colby's POV

I woke up early this morning, probably at around 5 a.m. 
I slept at like 7 pm last night, so it's understandable why I'm awake so early.

I've been sitting in the living room on the sofa, waiting for Sam to wake up, scrolling on my phone as per usual. 
It's already 10, why the hell is he still sleeping?-
He usually wakes up around 9.

I decide to go to his room.
I have nothing else to do, plus, I was reading some comments on my twitter, and many people were suggesting that I use pick up lines on Sam for the whole day.
I mean, seems like a pretty good idea to me.
I love annoying him anyway.

I walk to his room, slowly opening his door.
I see him cuddled in his blankets. He's genuinely such a baby.
It's already 10 30, I think I should wake him up.
It's boring without him anyway.

I walk towards his bed and sit down next to where he's sleeping.
"Sam?" I whisper.
"Sam!"
"Mmm?" He finally says, or more makes a noise-
"Wake up, it's already 10."
"Noo.. I don't wannaaa.." He whined. I'm telling you, he's a fucking baby.
It's kinda cute though-
What-
Anyways.

This is the perfect time for me to use a pick up line on him. I thought.
I turned on my phone, opening twitter.
Many people had sent some pick up lines for me to use, and there were some really good ones.
Oh, this one's nice.

"Sam?"
"What.." He said, his face buried in the pillow.
"Look at me, Sam." I said.
He groaned, turning around to face me.
"What do you want?" He said.
I looked him in the eyes.
"Your eyes are like the ocean," I started.
"Wha-"
"I could swim in them all day."
I swear I was about to burst out laughing any second.

I didn't shift my gaze from Sam's eyes, though.
"What the fuck are you talking about man.." He said as he turned back around to sleep.
How the hell did that not work?-
That was such a good one, man.
"Sam, get up."
"Let me sleep a little more.."
I sighed, getting up from his bed.
"Wait, where are you going?-" He said, turning his head to look at me.
"Well.. I would've taken you to the movies," I said.
"Wait what?-"
"But they don't let you bring your own snacks."
I sprinted out of his room after saying that.
This was about to be an amazing day.

After around 30 minutes, Sam came out of his room.
He still looked half asleep. I'll say it again, he's a baby.
"Finally you're awake." I said, looking at him.
"Yeah, I might go back to sleep.." He mumbled, lying down next to me on the couch.
Why is he so sleepy today-

"Sam, I've been wondering," I said, turning myself to face him.
"Y-yeah?"
"Y'know what you'd look really nice in?" I asked.
"Mm?"
"My arms." I said, trying hard not to smile.
He looked at me, his face blank.
"What is up with you today.." Sam said, getting up from the couch.

"Wait- where are you going?" I asked, following him.
"I'm- I'm gonna make a sandwich." He said, yawning.
I watched him do his thing while I tried to remember some pick up lines.
Oh, this one's definitely gonna work.

"Hey, love?"
"Yeah?"
"Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?"
"What the fuck.." Sam mumbled.
"If you wanna hold my hand so bad, then here." He said, offering me his hand.
Oh.
This was supposed to make him blush, not me-
I, for some reason, just stood there, not taking his hand.
"You're cute, Colbs." He giggled as he walked towards his room, taking his food along with him.

Come on, man. 
I need to get at least one to work-
I searched through all the tweets that were sent to me, when I finally found.. well, you'll see.

I walked to Sam's room and opened his door.
He was in bed, eating, while watching something on TV.
I swear to god, if this one doesn't work-

"Hey, Sam."
"Yeah?" He replied, his eyes fixed on the TV.
"Should I order pizza?" I asked.
"Mm, sure!" He said happily, completely unaware of what I was about to say.

"To be honest.." I started.
"Yeah?"
"If I were the pizza guy, I'd be giving you the tip."
The room fell silent.
Sam slowly turned to look at me.
"What did you just-"
"..."
I left his room, hysterically laughing.
I win. I thought as I went into my room.

A few minutes later, Sam came into my room, his hand covering his mouth.
"Colby, what did you just say to me.."
"What? I didn't say anything."
"I'm- What the fuck.."
"I'll fuck yo-"
"STOP."

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an - LMAOOOOO I LOVE THIS CHAPTER SM PLEASE AHAHEFHGH
NO BUT THE WAY I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THIS HAPPENING IRL 

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